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John O'Hurley Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Mr. Peterman: Elaine, can you keep a secret?

Elaine: No sir, I can’t.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Frogger
Tagged: Candor, Secrets
“That reminds me of the Haitian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side, have you?”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Merv Griffin Show
Tagged: Haiti, Voodoo, Torture
“There you are, Elaine. Go forth and create. And, by the way, when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades—feel free to toss yourself in the mix.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Van Buren Boys
Tagged: biography, fiction, Lust
“I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious. He's back on the horse, Elaine. Smack. White palace. The Chinaman's nightcap.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Bookstore
Tagged: Heroin, Addiction, Smack
“The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Secret Code
Tagged: Catalogs, Murder, Secrets
“I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie—ahhh. And most of all, I will never forget that one night. Working late on the catalog. Just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was pretty good.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Susie
Tagged: funerals, Passion, Fables, fiction
“So, did you have any trouble finding the place?”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Chicken Roaster
Tagged: Burma, Insanity, Apocalypse Now
“Then in the distance I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian Captoe Oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Understudy
Tagged: J. Peterman, Fashion, Oxfords, Leather, Men's Shoes
“I know what you're going through. I too once fell under the spell of opium. It was 1979. I was travelling the Yangtze in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest. I had got to the market after sundown. All of the clothing traders had gone, but a different sort of trader still lurked about. ‘Just a taste,’ he said. That was all it took.”
— J. Peterman, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Shower Head
Tagged: Opium, Addiction, Yangtze River, 1979
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