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|AKA:||John Burke Krasinski|
|Birthday:||October 20, 1979|
|Birthplace:||Brighton, Boston, Massachusetts, United States|
|Educated At:||Newton South High School, Brown University|
|Political Parties:||Democratic Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Director, Producer, Screenwriter, Television Actor|
AKA: John Burke Krasinski
Birthday: October 20, 1979
Birthplace: Brighton, Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Educated At: Newton South High School, Brown University
Political Parties: Democratic Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Director, Producer, Screenwriter, Television Actor
Spouse: Emily Blunt
Dwight Schrute: The bigger the key chain, the more powerful the man.
Jim Halpert: That's right. The janitor said that.”
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He...is a crime-fighting beaver.”
Michael: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim. But we didn't have any ice cream, so this is mayonnaise and black olives. It's comfort food, alright?”
Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.”
Jim Halpert: I think I'm a little too busy these days to s— Oh, my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.”
Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the president's son...and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Michael: And I never got caught neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison, but..mhm.”
Jim Halpert: Tom Matoshkin, one of my best buddies, actually.
Pam Beesly: And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.
Jim Halpert: It was blue group, so it was second from the top.
Pam Beesly: And Tom...
Jim Halpert: Was in green group.
Pam Beesly: And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spent time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she thought that they would be a good influence.
Jim Halpert: And that's what I told him.
Pam Beesly: Right, but how'd you say it?
Jim Halpert: ...My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.”
Dwight Schrute: Angela.
Jim Halpert: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation.
Dwight Schrute: Some sort of virus?
Jim Halpert: Love.
Dwight Schrute: Oh.”
Jim Halpert: It's just a social club. Like the French Revolution or The Black Panthers or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking.
Dwight Schrute: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?
Jim Halpert: Nope, social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, you know what? I would love to join The Fist.
Jim Halpert: And we would love to have you, but not today. Unfortunately, it's a bad day, what with Operation Overthrow and everything.”