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Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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In my world, everything that’s romantic is topless.

— Jonathan Van Ness, Queer Eye, Season 2: A Decent Proposal

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We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: Field Of Queens

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Why do you think Vladimir Putin is riding around Russia on a horse with no shirt on? It's because some girl rejected him in high school.

— Ryan Decker (Dan Jeannotte), The Bold Type, Season 1: The Woman Behind the Clothes

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Zach/David: [in voiceover] I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.

— David Addison Jr. (Bruce Willis), Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?

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I may be blonde with great cans, but I'm pretty smart when I've had my eight hours.

— Francine Smith (voice) (Wendy Schaal), American Dad!, Season 2: Bullocks to Stan

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Poor posture affects your breast size too. When your shoulder drops and your back hunches, the skin tissues of your breasts sag and they appear smaller. Put your smartphone in your bag and straighten up.

— Jennifer Houston, 9 Most Effective Ways to Make Your Breasts Grow Naturally

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Select a bra that separates and supports your breasts, and don’t be afraid to wear a top that shows off your décolletage. A sheer or lacy camisole adds a sexy detail that also camouflages less than perfect skin.

— Shanna Thompson Zareski, The 6 Rules of Cleavage

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An easy way to make your bust appear bigger is to layer your tops.

— Elle Jones, 12 Essential Fashion Tips For Women With Small Boobs

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A thinner, toned waist will make your breasts stand out and look great. Yoga and Pilates exercises can help you tone your waist without slimming down too much or adding any extra breast tissue.

— Susan Cernek, 9 Easy Tricks to Make Your Breasts Look Amazing ...

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Try a water bra.

— A.J. Green, 9 Easy Tricks to Make Your Breasts Look Amazing ...

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If you ever have a child, make sure to breastfeed them. Not only is the milk healthy for the baby, but it's incredibly healthy for your chest.

— Holly Riordan, How to Keep Your Boobs Healthy and Happy ...

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Start gentle – some women's boobs are more sensitive than others. Cup them delicately, trace them lightly with your fingers, kiss them softly... Try not to grab. If all is going well, then try licking her nipples, using circular movements interspersed with sucking (not too hard).

— Charlotte Dingle, 10 sex tips for your first time with a woman

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Your bra cups should be large enough to prevent breast tissue from bulging or spilling out over the neckline or armhole edges. You'll know if your bra cups are too large if they have wrinkling, or are clearly larger than both of your breasts.

— Her Room, Bra Fitting Tips & Tests

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I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own.

— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence's Insightful Guide To Life

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When I was pageantizing, my mother told me there's only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough

— Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), 30 Rock, Season 5: Let's Stay Together

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I feel like I'm the one with tits in the equation.

— Amy Townsend (Amy Schumer), Trainwreck

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I met a ton of girls who were wearing bra sizes that were too small on them because they wanted them to push their boobs up. No, girls. No. Wearing the wrong bra size has some seriously annoying consequences.

— Jessica Booth, The 13 Do's And Don'ts To Make Your Boobs Look Bigger - Gurl.com

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Don’t sport chokers, they can make you look saggy. Wear necklaces that dip down low to meet the top of your rack. Nothing ups the wow factor and points the eye in the right direction quite like some shiny glitz. Set the standard high!

— Simcha, How To Make Your Rack The Center Of Attention

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Wear a scoop neck or a structured bodice. The cut of your dress is important for making the most of what you've got.

— Leah Melby Clinton, Tips and Tricks for Getting Red-Carpet Cleavage

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If you’re continually getting chest breakouts near where your bras hit your skin, the bra may be to blame. Make sure to keep them nice and clean.

— Rachel Claire, How To Make Your Small Boobs Look So Very Awesome

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If you’re gonna be out dancing and you’re wearing a low-cut top or dress that moves about quite a bit, I highly suggest boob tape. Double-sided tape works just fine.

— Rachel Claire, How To Make Your Small Boobs Look So Very Awesome

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