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Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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Why do you think Vladimir Putin is riding around Russia on a horse with no shirt on? It's because some girl rejected him in high school.

— Ryan Decker (Dan Jeannotte), The Bold Type, Season 1: The Woman Behind the Clothes

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Poor posture affects your breast size too. When your shoulder drops and your back hunches, the skin tissues of your breasts sag and they appear smaller. Put your smartphone in your bag and straighten up.

— Jennifer Houston, 9 Most Effective Ways to Make Your Breasts Grow Naturally

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Select a bra that separates and supports your breasts, and don’t be afraid to wear a top that shows off your décolletage. A sheer or lacy camisole adds a sexy detail that also camouflages less than perfect skin.

— Shanna Thompson Zareski, The 6 Rules of Cleavage

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An easy way to make your bust appear bigger is to layer your tops.

— Elle Jones, 12 Essential Fashion Tips For Women With Small Boobs

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A thinner, toned waist will make your breasts stand out and look great. Yoga and Pilates exercises can help you tone your waist without slimming down too much or adding any extra breast tissue.

— Susan Cernek, 9 Easy Tricks to Make Your Breasts Look Amazing ...

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Try a water bra.

— A.J. Green, 9 Easy Tricks to Make Your Breasts Look Amazing ...

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If you ever have a child, make sure to breastfeed them. Not only is the milk healthy for the baby, but it's incredibly healthy for your chest.

— Holly Riordan, How to Keep Your Boobs Healthy and Happy ...

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Start gentle – some women's boobs are more sensitive than others. Cup them delicately, trace them lightly with your fingers, kiss them softly... Try not to grab. If all is going well, then try licking her nipples, using circular movements interspersed with sucking (not too hard).

— Charlotte Dingle, 10 sex tips for your first time with a woman

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Your bra cups should be large enough to prevent breast tissue from bulging or spilling out over the neckline or armhole edges. You'll know if your bra cups are too large if they have wrinkling, or are clearly larger than both of your breasts.

— Her Room, Bra Fitting Tips & Tests

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I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own.

— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence's Insightful Guide To Life

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Don’t just focus on her breasts, her lips, and her clitoris. Kiss her toes, behind her knees, the small of her back and her fingertips. If you’ve never tried anal sex, discuss it with your partner and see if she’d be open to giving it a try.

— Kathy Belge, Tips for Lesbians to Improve Their Sex Lives

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I met a ton of girls who were wearing bra sizes that were too small on them because they wanted them to push their boobs up. No, girls. No. Wearing the wrong bra size has some seriously annoying consequences.

— Jessica Booth, The 13 Do's And Don'ts To Make Your Boobs Look Bigger - Gurl.com

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Don’t sport chokers, they can make you look saggy. Wear necklaces that dip down low to meet the top of your rack. Nothing ups the wow factor and points the eye in the right direction quite like some shiny glitz. Set the standard high!

— Simcha, How To Make Your Rack The Center Of Attention

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Wear a scoop neck or a structured bodice. The cut of your dress is important for making the most of what you've got.

— Leah Melby Clinton, Tips and Tricks for Getting Red-Carpet Cleavage

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If you’re continually getting chest breakouts near where your bras hit your skin, the bra may be to blame. Make sure to keep them nice and clean.

— Rachel Claire, How To Make Your Small Boobs Look So Very Awesome

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If you’re gonna be out dancing and you’re wearing a low-cut top or dress that moves about quite a bit, I highly suggest boob tape. Double-sided tape works just fine.

— Rachel Claire, How To Make Your Small Boobs Look So Very Awesome

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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal), The Princess Bride

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Master the art of using double-sided tape. The secret: Stick one-inch strips of tape a quarter inch away from the edge of your clothes. It keeps everything in place but still looks natural.

— Korin Miller, 50 Things to Do With Your Boobs

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This trick really makes your boobs look voluptuous: Stand in front of a mirror under an overhead light, and sweep bronzer over the dark areas underneath and between your breasts. Deepening the shadows that they create gives the impression of greater fullness.

— Korin Miller, 50 Things to Do With Your Boobs

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Wear plunging necklines, like deep Vs and scoop necks.

— Simcha, How To Make Your Rack The Center Of Attention

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Dark clothes may make you look smaller, but it can make your boobs look smaller too. So if you’re looking to enhance your boobs, wear a light-colored top to make them appear bigger.

— Kayla Herrera, 15 Secret Things Women Do To Make Their Chest Look Bigger

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Put your hair up. In order for you to draw attention to your assets, you need to take away anything that hinders the view. I’m not saying that you should take your clothes off. Just brush your hair aside or put it up in a ponytail or bun. That way, people will notice your neck and your torso.

— Danielle Anne, 9 Ways to Get Your Boobs Noticed Without Looking Trashy

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Those super comfortable loose tank tops that you so love? Use them to your advantage and wear them on top of an underwire bra. Loose tank tops look so casual and cool that any sort of cleavage-show will not draw the wrong kind of attention.

— Apurva Lama, 7 Ways To Show Cleavage Without Looking “Scandalous”! | POPxo

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Wear a jacket to keep things chic. If you’re going for eye-popping cleavage, throw on a blazer and you will automatically look 67% more sophisticated.

— Heather Cichowski, How To Show Off Your Cleavage All Klassy Like Kim Kardashian

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Wearing the right bra size will not only provide more comfort on your body, but will also make your clothes look and feel better when lying against your breast.

— Ni'Kesia Pannell, 9 Bra Hacks That'll Make Your Chest Look Fuller, If That's What You Want

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Exercise daily. Exercise will tone your muscles, especially your chest muscles, or pectorals, and give a firmness to breasts, making them appear somewhat larger and definitely perkier.

— Sharin Griffin, How to Make Your Breasts Bigger & Perkier

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You can try corset-type shapewear, or the silicon pad inserts. Both work well. If you’re using the silicon inserts (sometimes called cookies, cutlets or chicken fillets), you can place them on the outside of the breast.

— Cassandra Lane, How to Make Your Boobs Look Bigger Without Surgery - YouQueen

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Experts say the best way to save the skin on your chest is by moisturizing—a lot! And hey, now you have an excuse to give yourself a sexy boob massage every morning.

— Kate Moriarty, 31 Ways to Have More Fun With Your Boobs Every Day

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Stroke her all over her body, from her face to her breasts, to her butt, and to her thighs. You can take your time and kiss each other as you explore each other’s bodies.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, It’s a Girl Thing: The 17 Sexiest Lesbian Sex Positions

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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

— Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride

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Padded bras add volume to breasts, while molded cups simply make breasts appear rounder and don't affect perceived size.

— Grace Gold, 5 Bra Fit Tips That Will Change the Way You Look in Clothes

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A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Implant

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Try Victoria's Secret Miraculous Push-Up—it adds up to two full cup sizes!

— Korin Miller, 50 Things to Do With Your Boobs

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Protein is one of the best ways to make your breasts grow! Try eating more milk, eggs, peanut butter, lean fish and chicken and nuts.

— Jordin Keim, 27 Easy Ways to Make Your Gorgeous Breasts Grow Immediately

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If you’re showing off your boobs, keep the rest of your outfit more demure. You want your chest to be focus, so don’t wear any thigh-baring skirts or low-back tops that would detract from it.

— Heather Cichowski, How To Show Off Your Cleavage All Klassy Like Kim Kardashian

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Remember that low necklines aren’t the only option. Cutouts enhance cleavage just as well as boobalicious necklines.

— Heather Cichowski, How To Show Off Your Cleavage All Klassy Like Kim Kardashian

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Have a fitting. Okay, so I know how awkward it is to have your boobs poked, prodded and maneuvered by a stranger. And while this conduct is out of line on the dance floor, it’s actually beneficial for you in a lingerie shop. Provided it’s by someone who works there. Tee hee.

— Cassandra Lane, How to Make Your Boobs Look Bigger Without Surgery - YouQueen

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For women with breasts wide apart, buy a low cut balcony shape bra.

— Aditi Patel, 6 Common Mistakes Women Make When Buying a Bra

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For women with breasts closely set, buy a nice push-up bra to shape the chest.

— Aditi Patel, 6 Common Mistakes Women Make When Buying a Bra

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Wear a well-fitting bra.

— Shanna Thompson Zareski, The 6 Rules of Cleavage

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Buy silicone inserts immediately. Sometimes called chicken cutlets, these little gel inserts help by actually providing extra mass.

— Leah Melby Clinton, Tips and Tricks for Getting Red-Carpet Cleavage

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The bandeau top is definitely cute and you’re a lucky girl to be able to wear one with no problems at all. Bandeau tops are perfect for women with small boobs as these tops add fullness to the chest area.

— Elle Jones, 12 Essential Fashion Tips For Women With Small Boobs

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Always be confident in what you wear. Your bra size shouldn’t measure your sexiness, appeal or confidence. Whether or not you are blessed with small or big boobs, own your body! Always be confident and that will translate into awesomeness!

— Elle Jones, 12 Essential Fashion Tips For Women With Small Boobs

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Wear underwire bras. Not only do they help prevent your boobs from sagging, they also make your breasts look beautiful and even.

— Danielle Anne, 9 Ways to Get Your Boobs Noticed Without Looking Trashy

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Wear a good supportive bra. A well-fitted bra will not only keep breasts lifted, but the muscles and ligaments supporting the breasts will "memorize" this position and make breasts stay perkier and look larger.

— Sharin Griffin, How to Make Your Breasts Bigger & Perkier

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It is possible to increase your breasts by one full cup size simply by massaging your breasts for 20 to 30 minutes a day.

— Cassandra Lane, How to Make Your Boobs Look Bigger Without Surgery - YouQueen

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Touch your breasts. Cup them in your hands while you bounce. Play with your nipples. Do whatever you can to draw his attention to the area.

— Holly Riordan, 26 Seriously Sexy Things He Wants You To Do While Riding Him

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I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.

— John Steinbeck, East of Eden (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)

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It’s easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.

— Frederick Douglass, Family of abolitionist Frederick Douglass continues his legacy

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