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John Goodman Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?”
— James P. "Sulley" Sullivan (voice), Monsters, Inc.
Tagged: Quotes for Kids, Pixar, Animation, Monsters Inc.
“We spend 90% of our lives begging for money and horing for votes in order to hold onto jobs that are 90% begging for money and horing for votes.”
— Senator Gil John Biggs, Alpha House, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Politics, Politicians
“Okay, he doesn't have to wear pants, but he's gotta wear underwear.”
— Dan Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress
Tagged: pants, Be Different But Wear Underwear
“You just go through life being a shithead.”
— Eli Gemstone, The Righteous Gemstones, Season 1: Interlude
Tagged: Life, Diss, upset
“We're gonna love the baby, we're gonna raise the baby to believe that anything is possible, until the time the baby realizes it got screwed by being born into this family, then we're gonna send that baby out into the world until such time said baby returns home to us to live with its own baby!”
— Dan Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Dysfunctional Families, Cycle of Childbirth, Adult Children Returning To The Nest, Moving Back In With Your Parents, No Hope To Break The Cyle
“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my coach!”
— Coach Harris, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: nerd, Baby, crib, Goddamn
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