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John Duda Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Getting married at 23 is all fun and games until you realize that you should have waited until your spouse could afford a ring from somewhere other than Claires.”
— John Duda, I Can't Change My Own Oil And According To Twitter This Makes Me A Beta Male With A Weak Handshake
Tagged: LOL, humor, Roasted
“I wish that I could be productive, functioning member of society when it gets nice outside but that’s not how this works.”
— John Duda, Terrible Habits I'm Going To Pick Back Up Now That Summer's Here
Tagged: humor, Bad Habits
“I don’t need a Commando 450 like Kramer got on the black market in that episode of Seinfeld, but I think I do need to go with a double shower head. I could even make this a fun little Saturday chore.”
— John Duda, The Water Pressure In My Apartment Is Big Trash
Tagged: LOL, humor, Showers, showering, Bathing
“I apologize for the vagueness, but I want it to smell like nothing, and right now it smells like something.”
— John Duda, I Don't Know How To Put This, But I Want My Apartment To Smell Like Nothing
Tagged: LOL, Homes, Home, Smells, Aesthetic
“As I creep closer towards 30 years old I’m finding myself researching the best kind of coffee bean to buy and whether or not this Cuisinart is a machine that can brew me a solid cup. I need to get a life.”
— John Duda, The Coffee I Brew At Home Isn't As Good As The Stuff At My Favorite Coffee Shop And I'm Getting Angry About It
Tagged: LOL, humor, Coffee
“I won’t eat (except when I get hungry). I won’t sleep (unless of course I get tired). And I certainly won’t drink (unless I get bored while staking out the stoop in front of my door and my tummy starts begging me for some nog).”
— John Duda, Bad News For Whoever Is Stealing Packages At My Apartment: I’m Officially On The Case
Tagged: LOL, Stolen Mail, Stolen Packages, Amazon Prime, Fa La La La La
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