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John C. McGinley Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Death doesn't really bother me unless it's someone I know. And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin who, honest to God, was flattened by a steamroller... I still actually enjoy it.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 8: My Absence
Tagged: Death, Funny, Flattened, comedy, Humor In Death
“Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?

Dr. Cox: No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 3: My Journey
Tagged: Clowns, Prostitute, Sassy, Red Lipstick
“Oh, my God! I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm... I'm gavomiting!”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Malpractical Decision
Tagged: Vomit, Gagging, Sick
“You've been wrong so many times that I'm not even going to say something is wrong anymore. I'm going to say that it's 'Dorian'.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 6: My Road to Nowhere
Tagged: Wrong, Insult, Diss, Rude
“Dr. Kelso: So what do you think?

Dr. Cox: I’ll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Office
Tagged: Light Bulb, Great Idea, Witty, Medical Anecdotes
“ Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Common Enemy
Tagged: Chocolates, Optimism, Bastards, Annoyance, Naive
“Jordan: Great, we made him cry. If we keep this up, we are gonna scar him for life!

Dr. Cox: I don't necessarily buy into all that New Age-y crap. I once saw my mom knock my dad unconscious with a frying pan. You know what I did? Kept right on going with my birthday party!”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 3: My Self-Examination
Tagged: Crying, babies, Traumatic, Fighting, birthday, Frying Pan, unconscious
“I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Unicorn
Tagged: Moments, Sex, Love, Great Times
“Excuses are like assholes, Taylor, everybody got one.”
— Sgt. O'Neill, Platoon
Tagged: Best Military Movies, excuses, Assholes
“Oh, hey, Bob, here's an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We'll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we'll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say 'I've never satisfied a woman. I've never satisfied a woman. I've never satisfied a woman.'”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 2: My Dream Job
Tagged: Time-Clock, Cuckoo Bird, Diss, Sex, Sassy
“Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line is: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.”
— Perry Cox, Scrubs, Season 1: My Bed Banter & Beyond
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Divorce, Right For Each Other, Couples
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