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John August

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Ronna: Todd, I would never fuck you like that.

Todd: How would you fuck me?

— Ronna (Sarah Polley), Go

Literal Figurative Fuck You Fuck You Over

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We’re next. We’re next.

— Chuck Steinberg (Austin Zajur), Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark

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Let's boogie!

— Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Catch Phrases Funny Lines

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Dreams aren’t literal, they’re impressionistic.

— Dr. Robert Borden (Ukweli Roach), Blindspot, Season 1: Cede Your Soul

dramas Literal impressionistic

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What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

— Unknown, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

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Susie: The Fly is about body dysmorphia.

Harvey: Isn’t it about a guy who turns into a giant fly?

— Harvey Kinkle (Ross Lynch), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four: Witch Academy

The Fly Body Dysmorphia Literal obvious

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Inga: You haven't even touched your food. [Frederick explodes and slaps on his food]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: There. Now I've touched it. Happy?

— Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder), Young Frankenstein

Hunger no appetite Literal

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I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 3: The Box

Cried techno song Tweets Literal

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Ellen Hartley: Howard, I want to tell you something but I don't want you getting all jealous.

Howard Borden: You don't have to worry about that anymore. I don't have a jealous bone in my whole body.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: I'm surprised you can walk.

— Howard Borden (Bill Daily), The Bob Newhart Show, Season 3: Tobin's Back in Town

Jealous Literal

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Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now I'm warning you, if you throw one more rock...

Ernest T. Bass: I promise you Sheriff, I won't throw one more rock. [Sheriff Taylor walks away]

Ernest T. Bass: Didn't say nothin' 'bout no brick!

— Sheriff Andy Taylor (Andy Griffith), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 6: Malcolm at the Crossroads

throwing rocks promises Literal

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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.

— Unknown, 40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Atom Literal Trust

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That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.

— Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man

Titanium gold Alloy Literal

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Bear

smartass Literal intelligent

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Laverne: Squiggy, true or false...

Squiggy: True!

Laverne: I didn't ask the question yet!

Squiggy: Yes, you did. You said, 'Squiggy, true or false?' I'm Squiggy, that would be true.

— Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman (David L. Lander), Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Driving Test

true or false Literal

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Bert: Speaking of names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

Uncle Albert: What's the name of his other leg?

Everyone: [laughs]

— Bert/Mr. Dawes, Sr. (Dick Van Dyke), Mary Poppins

Literal wooden leg

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Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell?

Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni (Khleo Thomas), Holes

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Will wanted me to give him some space, so I’m giving him a few feet.

— Joyce Byers (Winona Ryder), Stranger Things, Season 2: Chapter Nine: The Gate

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

— Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding (Groucho Marx), Animal Crackers

Elephant pajamas Literal

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

— Unknown, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

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Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.

— Unknown, 30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor

Literal Confusion Puns

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Time flies when you throw your obnoxious alarm clock across the room.

— Unknown, 30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor

time flies cliche Obnoxious Alarm Clock Puns Literal

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