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Joel Mchale Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“You are all better than you think you are. You are designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: better, designed, Hear, Confidence, Self-Esteem
“I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics
Tagged: Conflict, Enjoyment, Life
“I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: discovered, talk, early age, Right, Wrong, Truth, God
“Jack: Oh, hey, Esther. How you doing?

Esther: Ugh, I got in a fight last night. But on the upside, the tooth fairy came.”
— Ashley Jack Gordon, The Great Indoors, Season 1: The Explorers' Club
Tagged: tooth fairy, humor, Fight, Upside, Funny, joke
“What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: humans, Animals, Species, Shark Week
“Pierce Hawthorne: To the empowerage of words!

Jeff Winger: To the irony of that sentence!”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Spanish 101
Tagged: Empowered, Words, Irony, Sentence, Sassy
“You're just as selfish as I am - you're just not as good at it yet.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Football, Feminism and You
Tagged: Selfish, Good, practice
“ I did a little bit of lying to get close to you.”
— Jeff Winger, Community, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: lying, close, admit
“We are all just making this up as we go. The best advice I can give--no matter your job, your goals, or your rue passion in life--is to work hard and try no to take anything too seriously. Do what makes you happy and be a decent human being.”
— Joel Mchale, Thanks for the Money: How to Use My Life Story to Become the Best Joel McHale You Can Be
Tagged: Advice, Work, Career
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