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Joe Pesci Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“All right, so he got shot in the foot, what is it, a big fuckin' deal?”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: big deal, shooting
“Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Promiscuity, Settling Down
“You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: mumbling, Stuttering
“'What do you want to tell me now, tough guy?' I said, 'Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!' [group laughs] I thought he was gonna shit!”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: fuck your mother
“[Tommy holds up a gun at the truck driver he's hijacking] Where's the strong box, you fuckin' varmint, you?”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: strong box, Varmint
“When I ask somebody to take care of something for me, I expect them to take care of it themselves. I don't need two roads coming back to me.”
— Russell Bufalino, The Irishman
Tagged: Take Care, favor, Deal
“If they can whack a President, they can whack a president of a union. You know it and I know it.”
— Russell Bufalino, The Irishman
Tagged: President, whack, Logic
“Stacks Edwards: What time is it?

Tommy DeVito: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.

Stacks Edwards: Be ready in a minute.

Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral. [shoots him]”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Fuck, Murder, funeral
“Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw....What do you call it? The paw.

Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof.

Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Roadkill, paw, Deer
“Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay?

Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box. [to his friends] Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: busting balls, shoe shine
“I picked us over him.”
— Russell Bufalino, The Irishman
Tagged: Choice, Life, decision
“You might be demonstrating a failure to show appreciation.”
— Russell Bufalino, The Irishman
Tagged: Failure, Appreciate
“Morrie: [Talking about point shaving] Oh, it was terrific, yeah. Nunzio, up in... agh! [Tommy severs Morrie's brain stem from behind with an ice pick]

Tommy DeVito: Thought he'd never shut the fuck up.

Jimmy Conway: Ah, pain in the ass.”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Murder
“Frankie Carbone: I could never hit that number. [unintelligible]

Tommy DeVito: Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. What the fuck does 528 have to do with 460? I can't believe this guy. Fuckin' 528 ain't even close to 460. Now what the fuck does that got to do with anything?

Frankie Carbone: Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years.”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Numbers, Numerology
“Jimmy Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What—what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?

Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?

Jimmy Conway: I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?

Henry Hill: He's dead.

Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.

Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.

Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Fuck, Stupid, Bastard, digging holes
“Henry Hill: See? I knew it—I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

Tommy DeVito: You knew what, Henry? See? What? What the fuck is wrong with that?

Henry Hill: When is this?

Tommy DeVito: Tomorrow night.

Henry Hill: I can't tomorrow night, I gotta meet Tuddy.

Tommy DeVito: You could meet Tuddy. You could fucking come early and then still go.

Henry Hill: Tommy, Tommy. Why do you always do this to me?

Tommy DeVito: Don't give me that fucking 'Tommy' shit. What the fuck I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of fucking favors for you, don't I? I'm trying to bang this fucking broad, you wanna help me out! [view switches to outside of car with view of restaurant, smoke billows from restaurant windows] It's like... uh... ah...

Henry Hill: What?

Tommy DeVito: I don't understand you! She's fucking beautiful. Her fucking family, they live in the Five Towns there. You know these Jew broads got a lot of money. Maybe the family owns the whole fucking block. and you happen to end up with a big fucking score, motherfucker.

Henry Hill: [turning to look at the restaurant] Oh fuck!

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: See? With your fucking mouth! [car speeds away]”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Jews, favors, banging, Broads
“Tommy DeVito: [about Morrie's corpse] Hey Frank, let's chop him up.

Frankie Carbone: All right. [starts to get out of the car]

Tommy DeVito: Where you going? Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you?

Frankie Carbone: To chop him up.

Tommy DeVito: At Charlie's, not here! [Carbone mumbles to himself in Italian]

Tommy DeVito: Come on, what are you doing? Let's get the fuck outta here. I oughta let him [motions to Morrie] fucking drive. What are you waiting for?

Frankie Carbone: The car's cold.

Tommy DeVito: Get the fuck outta here! What fucking warm enough? Get outta here!”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: dizzy motherfucker, Gravedigging
“Tommy DeVito: [sitting in car with Henry] The only thing, is she won't go out with me alone, you know?

Henry Hill: No.

Tommy DeVito: No, what?

Henry Hill: No.

Tommy DeVito: No, what, Henry? Who the fuck asked you anything? I didn't even ask you anything, at least hear what I have to say.

Henry Hill: Alright, what?

Tommy DeVito: Okay, what? She don't want to go out with Italians alone. She's prejudiced against Italians. Do you believe that? In this day and age? What the fuck is the world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudiced against Ital—a Jew broad—prejudiced against Italians. Anyway, she won't go out with me alone unless her girlfriend comes with her, so I figured you could come along and go out with her girlfriend.”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Jews, Italians, prejudiced, Broads
“Tommy DeVito: [Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging up Billy Batts' decomposed corpse. Henry is coughing from the stench, while the others don't appear to be bothered] Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us. [Jimmy and Tommy laugh while Henry coughs]

Jimmy Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!

Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.

Jimmy Conway: Here's a leg!

Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing! [laughs] Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?

Henry Hill: [Vomiting] Oh, that's so bad!”
— Tommy DeVito, GoodFellas
Tagged: Gravedigging
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