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Joe Mande

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Total quotes: 3

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Joe Mande

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Birthday: March 16, 1983

Educated At: Emerson College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 3

“[Holds up iPod]

TOM PUT ALL MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE. THE SONGS JUST PLAY ONE AFTER THE OTHER. THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE.”

— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: Farmers Market

Tagged: iPod, Records, Songs, rectange, Happy

“Tahani: I knew tonight was going to be perfect, but now it's going to be even perfect-er. Obviously, it's impossible for something to be more perfect than perfect.

Michael: Well, it isn't, actually. Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how you got Beyoncé.”

— Michael, The Good Place, Season 1: Jason Mendoza

Tagged: Beyonce, Pop Culture, Perfection, Universe, joke

“I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”

— Mona-Lisa, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 5: Bailout

Tagged: Understand, no, Start a fire, bathroom

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