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Joe Flaherty Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things
Tagged: Democrats, Republicans, Money, Wealth, Politics, Liberals vs. Conservatives
“Well, everybody's got parents, Jean, even hookers. Remember that TV movie we saw?”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Parents, Hookers, TV Movie
“Last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Foxhole, North Koreans, Fun, Irony
“Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that's what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana.”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: banana, Rotten Banana, Fruit Bowl, Bad Banana
“Harold: I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.

Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.

Harold: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs
Tagged: Punk, punk rock, Sex PIstols, Elvis Presley, Paradise
“You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around naked and lay in bed with us all night. We bathed you and we cleaned your butts when you pooped and we loved it. Now, we try to pat you on the head and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be close from now on whether you like it or not. We're going to spend quality time together, and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!”
— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Quality Time, Child Rearing
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