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Jim Parsons Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Howard: How’s the air mattress?

Sheldon: It’s okay, if you don’t mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Bad Fish Paradigm
Tagged: air mattress, Sleeping, bouncy castle, don't mind
“Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.

Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Tagged: Isaac Newton, gravity, Intelligence, apparent, Apple
“Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.

Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Jiminy Conjecture
Tagged: bugs, Freak, interesting, Afraid, Women, Insects, Ladybugs, Catatonic
“Penny: Sheldon, you know, I do understand what you’re going through.

Sheldon: Really? Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing stolen from you?”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Tagged: sympathy, Understand, Sassy, Nobel Prize
“Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I’m stupid!

Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Gorilla Experiment
Tagged: Crying, syupid, Reason for Existence, Sad
“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Griffin Equivalency
Tagged: forget, Others, Limitations, Sad
“Oh, there is nothing quite as good as feeling sorry for yourself, is there?”
— Michael, The Boys in the Band
Tagged: Sorry, Pity, Feeling
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Tagged: Rock Paper Scissors, Lizard, Rules, Spock, vaporizes
“Physical beauty is not that goddamned important.”
— Michael, The Boys in the Band
Tagged: beauty, Physical Appearance, Priority
“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?'

Penny: What does that mean?

Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Tagged: Housekeeper, english, Sick, Convince, Assumptions, enema
“The science part is extremely easy as far as being able to tell you why it's authentic. We employ David Saltzberg, who is a physicist who teaches at UCLA. He not only fact-checks, but he supplies a great deal of [the material]. We need Sheldon to talk about something or teaching Penny whatever and [Salzberg will] come up with something. He sends over this diagram on this white board and he'll throw in little inside jokes that I don't find funny because I don't know what the heck he's talking about.”
— Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons On The Science Of Sheldon, 'Big Bang'
Tagged: TV Shows, characters, Big Bang Theory
“I was a very shy child. I remember being in a kindergarten open house with my mother and children saying 'Hi' to me and I still remember feeling this way — but I don't know why — but I wouldn't even say 'Hi' back. I was that shy. I remember her gripping my hand and saying, 'You say hi.' ... I was probably 5 or 6 at the most. Nothing had happened that would have caused me to be that way. It was just in my DNA. This was just who I was.”
— Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons On The Science Of Sheldon, 'Big Bang'
Tagged: Childhood, TV Shows, characters, Big Bang Theory
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