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Jim Carrey Quotes

Total quotes: 74
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and loaded with danger.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas (the thought) means a little bit more.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Christmas, ribbons, packages
“Never let your mind and your ego fill you with the fear of failure and turn you against your playful heart.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Motivational, Empowering, Inspirational, Living Fully, Life, Living Boldly
“You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.”
— Jim Carrey, Commencement Speech
Tagged: Dreams, Hard Work, Career
“When your heart is in love, you're floating weightless. When you lose that love, you have to re-enter the atmosphere. And it can get pretty rough. Bouncing off one molecule onto the next, ripping through them at such a pace that they ignite and explode. Until you find another heart that's doing the same thing, that's landed and cooled and then you start to float again.”
— Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey: I Needed Color
Tagged: Documentary, Painting, Love
“[upon viewing Marley in casket] Yes, quite dead. As a doornail.”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: dead as a doornail
“Joel: I had a really nice time last night.

Clementine: Nice?

Joel: I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night!

Clementine: Thaaaat's better!”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Time Of My Life, Last Night
“[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bored, eating
“ [catapults the red bag at the picture of Augustus] OOOHHH!! Sweet. [singing] Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home…”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“All that you see and all that you don't see, is you. Feel that and be free. There are no two things.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Empowering, self, Self & Identity, Freedom, self-freedom, self-absorption, Self-Love
“I used to spend a lot of time burning with anxiety. That happens when you imagine that you're less than infinite.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Anxiety, overcoming anxiety, Free Yourself, Self-Trust, enjoy life, living bodly, Life
“Andy Kaufman: You don't know the real me.

Lynne Margulies: There isn't a real you.

Andy Kaufman: Oh yeah, I forgot.”
— Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton, Man On The Moon
Tagged: real, fake
“I experimented. Pot was kind of a compulsive thing for me. I tended to go away, just me and my apple bong.”
— Jim Carrey, Howard Stern Comes Again
Tagged: Marijuana, Compulsive
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, mangled face, sad face, Christmas
“I wish you all freedom from past regrets, fear of the future and the illusion of time itself. Don't wait for a countdown.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Life, Freedom, wish for betterment of a person, freeing oneself, self-freedom, Empowering, Motivational
“No doubt, there are reasons for your worries, no one could dispute, but that doesn't make them any less useless. It's ok to let them go.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: worries, worries in life, Living, living & surviving, letting go of worries, Living Boldly, Life, Inspirational, Motivational
“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Don't worry folks as long as the Sun is revolving around the Earth, we'll be fine!”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Optimism, Optimistic, Positivism, Positive Thinking, Inspirational, Living, Life
“I don't decide when the sun will shine but I know that it will never shine without me.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Self & Identity, Self Confidence, self-empowerment, self awareness, Self-Love, Self-Trust, Self-Reliance, Optimism, Optimistic, positive thinker
“Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stealing, Wild Animal
“Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.

Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun]

Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Wealth and fame come from asserting your individuality. Peace comes from knowing there is no such thing.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: Peace, Simplicity, simplicity in life, living simply, peaceful living, Living in peace, Life
“You can be American, Canadian, Isreali, or Iranian but no man can put a border around who you really are.”
— Jim Carrey, via twitter.com
Tagged: humans, human empowerment, Be yourself, Be Who You Are, self control, Self Care, Living, keep on doing what you want, Empowering, End of Nationhood
“You can feel anything at all, anything at all. You can feel it. Happy, sad, big or very small, anything at all is fine. It's you who is doing the feeling, and that makes it okay.”
— Jeff Pickles , Kidding, Season 1: Green Means Go
Tagged: Feeling, Appreciate Your Feelings
“All right, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, talking, whispering, reverberaton
“And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Speaking in Rhyme, Who-Ville, eating, Feat
“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.”
— Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Tagged: Funny Moments, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“[from trailer]
Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?

Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.

Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Haunted, Fear
“[catching Bob applauding to Fred's speech] Let me hear one word out of you, Cratchit, and you can keep Christmas by losing your position!”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Threat, You're Fired
“Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Boring, Couples
“I hope everybody could get rich and famous and will have everything they ever dreamed of, so they will know that it's not the answer.”
— Jim Carrey
Tagged: rich, Satisfaction
“Joel: 'I can't remember anything without you.'

Clementine: 'Aw, that's... very sweet. But try.'”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: remember, Without You
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Threats, fax, star key
“Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Falling In Love, Attention
“What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Loss, Stranger
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged
“I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Woman, Nice
“I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, company, homebody, Solipsism
“Fred: A Merry Christmas to you, uncle!

Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah! Humbug... What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.

Fred: What reason have you to be so dismal? You're rich enough.

Ebenezer Scrooge: BAH! Humbug!”
— Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, A Christmas Carol
Tagged: Bah Humbug, Merry Christmas, poor, rich
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