Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.
Catalog
Jim Carey
Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.
Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?
That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.
What's that stench? It's fantastic.
Are you two still living?
Am I just eating because I'm bored?
If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.
It's because I'm green, isn't it?
HELP ME... I'm FEELING.
But what would I wear?
4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed,…
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal…