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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Birthday: | April 29, 1954 |
Educated At: | Queens College, City University Of New York |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter |
Spouse: | Jessica Seinfeld |
Total quotes: 257
Jerry Seinfeld
Fictional CharacterBirthday: April 29, 1954
Educated At: Queens College, City University Of New York
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Comedian, Film Producer, Screenwriter
Spouse: Jessica Seinfeld
Total quotes: 257
“You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire. You bump into one of my relatives. ‘I'm sorry Uncle Leo, there's a building full of people burning down. I really do have to be running.’ He'll go: ‘Go. Go ahead. Go to your fancy fire. If that's what you have to do.’”
Tagged:
procrastination, Rude
“We're lucky they are even interested in the idea in the first place. We got a show about nothing. With no story. What do you think, they're up there going, ‘maybe we should give those two guys, who have no experience and no idea, more money’?”
Tagged:
Prima Donnas, Experience
“How come the psychiatrist, every, the hour is only fifty minutes? Wha, what do they do with that ten minutes that they have left? Do they just sit there going, ‘Boy, that guy was crazy. I couldn't believe the things he was saying. What a nut! Who's coming in next? Oh, no, another head case!’”
Tagged:
Psychiatry, Mental Illness
“Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock into what Elaine has to say about relationships. She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully, but her house was in bad shape.”
Tagged:
Broken Homes
“I don't even know what, what is supposed to be attractive about fur? Why does a man want to see a woman in a fur? Men want women to shave their legs, shave their armpits, pluck their eyebrows and then before we go out, we dress them up like a bear.”
Tagged:
fur, Animal Rights
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