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Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Piven

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Birthday July 26, 1965

Birthplace Manhattan, New York City, United States

Educated At Drake University, Tisch School Of The Arts, New York University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Actor Y Cantante, Caca

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If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused

choke Threat Strap-on

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I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach

beach Ocean Sand Sharks

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Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach

Guts Maggot Insult planet

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You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa

Universe Knowledge Sassy

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Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town

Aquaman spiderman Acting

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Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.

Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go.

Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion

Children France vacation Viagra

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Who are we without our integrity, right?

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion

Integrity Question

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You ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach

Sex bang Movies set Extra

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Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.

Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town

actors Pretend Tom Cruise Hispanic pretending

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Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa

Helen Keller Miracle Worker Miracle

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You want a medal or are you a coward?

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach

Medal coward Question

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Lets hug it out, you little bitch.

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1: New York

Hug Sassy Attitude

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You got my balls tingling, man.

— Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven), Entourage, Season 1:

Tingling balls Excited

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Just knowing that her killer is behind bars should bring me some comfort, some closure. The only problem is this: I think they got the wrong guy. I now have evidence, evidence that has never been made public, evidence that makes me believe that they have incarcerated the wrong man, and whoever did this to my daughter is still out there. And I believe that more evidence would emerge if a platform existed for it to be brought forward. And that is why I’ve created that platform.

— Jeffrey Tanner (Jeremy Piven), Wisdom of the Crowd, Season 1: Pilot

Murder Mystery Technology Platform Killer evidence dark Social Media

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I ate a pill that would made me immortal today, I accidentally choked to death while swallowing it

— hengwang123, I ate a pill that would made me immortal today

ate pill Immortal accident choke Death swallow

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Only a fool makes threat and only another fool feels threatened.

— Paulo Coelho, Aleph

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Backstabbers operate out of insecurity, believing they have to have perfect order to eliminate any threat to their power.

— Les Parrott III, High-Maintenance Relationships

Two-Faced Backstabbers Friends Power Threat

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You best start it right here. Make sure I’m all the way dead. Or I’ll come back and make you my bitch.

— Otis B. Driftwood (Bill Moseley), Brightburn

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You seek to threaten me with death? If you seek to threaten me, threaten me with life.

— Dr. Victor Frankenstein (Harry Treadaway), Penny Dreadful, Season 1: Resurrection

Threat Life Death Threaten

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If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. That's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 7: Viewing Party

Threat Murder Kill Heartbreak Warning humor Literally

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[Kay is threatening to take the children away]
Don't you know that I would use all of my power to prevent something like that from happening?

— Don Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather: Part II

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[Linguini is making a mess at the kitchen] What is this? Keep—your station—clear! When the meal rush comes, what will happen? Messy stations slow things down. Food doesn't go, orders pile up, disaster! I'll make this easier to remember: keep your station clear, or I WILL KILL YOU!

— Colette (voice) (Janeane Garofalo), Ratatouille

Chef Bossy Threat

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Tread carefully or I will cut you to shreds.

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You're messing with the wrong bitch

— Annalise Keating (Viola Davis), How to Get Away with Murder, Season 2: What Happened to You, Annalise?

Threat angry Wrong Person Strong

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I’m gonna knock you to Sunday, wait for you on Tuesday.

— Ezekiel Figuero (Justice Smith), The Get Down, Season 1: Where There is Ruin, There is Hope for a Treasure

knock Sunday Tuesday Violence Threat

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