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Jeremy Piven Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: choke, Threat, Strap-on
“I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: beach, Ocean, Sand, Sharks
“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Guts, Maggot, Insult, planet
“You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Universe, Knowledge, Sassy
“Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Aquaman, spiderman, Acting
“Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.

Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go.

Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion
Tagged: Children, France, vacation, Viagra
“Who are we without our integrity, right?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion
Tagged: Integrity, Question
“You ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Sex, bang, Movies, set, Extra
“Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.

Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: actors, Pretend, Tom Cruise, Hispanic, pretending
“Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Helen Keller, Miracle Worker, Miracle
“You want a medal or are you a coward?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Medal, coward, Question
“Lets hug it out, you little bitch.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: New York
Tagged: Hug, Sassy, Attitude
“You got my balls tingling, man.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Tingling, balls, Excited
“Just knowing that her killer is behind bars should bring me some comfort, some closure. The only problem is this: I think they got the wrong guy. I now have evidence, evidence that has never been made public, evidence that makes me believe that they have incarcerated the wrong man, and whoever did this to my daughter is still out there. And I believe that more evidence would emerge if a platform existed for it to be brought forward. And that is why I’ve created that platform.”
— Jeffrey Tanner, Wisdom of the Crowd, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Murder, Mystery, Technology, Platform, Killer, evidence, dark, Social Media
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