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Jeremy Allen White

Jeremy Allen White

Birthname

AKA Jeremy Allen White, Jeremy White

Birthday February 18, 1991

Birthplace Brooklyn, New York, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Actor, Television Actor, Film Actor

Characters Portrayed

Total quotes (18)

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 2: Parenthood

Fuck You Questions Anger

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So you're saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 1: Frank the Plank

When You Mess Up With Your Girlfriend Fucking Up In The Dog House

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I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 7: Requiem for a Slut

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I'm just I'm just saying, all right, I'm pointing out that the only reason we think we're in Florida is because that's what they told us, right? I mean, that's the only reason we have to believe that.

— Joseph Shrier (Jeremy Allen White), Homecoming, Season 1: Pineapple

Is This Reality Real?

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You are gorgeous. You're sweet. You're funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 5: The Two Lisas

Sweet Things To Say Aww Lip to Mandy

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I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

Female Ejaculation Sex

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Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

— Lip Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 3: Frank the Plumber

Greatness Time Patience

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You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White)

Tried Helping soothing

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I'm washing dishes, and Carl's got a scholarship. The world's upside-down.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

Upside Down World

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Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It's time we get a piece of the action.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank

Too Big Too Fail Working Class Anger

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All teenagers are sex addicts.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 2: Summertime

Teenage Wildlife hormones Sex

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Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 6: Refugees

Politics Libertarianism

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Stuff just happens sometimes.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 4: Strangers on a Train

excuses Just Going With The Flow

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I feel a bit like, uh, pretty woman.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 4: Lazarus

prostitution Boy Toy

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When you're poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 3: The American Dream

poor Hustle Making Money When You're Poor

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I'm not my dad. You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad!

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 2: Can I Have a Mother

Parenting father Genetics

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I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 5: Tell Me You F**king Need Me

chances opportunities Success

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Remember that turtle you had last summer? And you guys were really, really into him for like, two weeks. And you talked to him, and you fed him. And you took him everywhere with you, right? But after a while, you know, you guys got busy with other things. So the water never got changed, and nobody fed him. And like two months later, Debs, you wanted to show off Walter to your friend Susie. And you guys started looking for him, and when you found him, he was all dried up and dead. Now see, you guys are that turtle, okay? And Dad's you.

— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (Jeremy Allen White), Shameless, Season 1: It's Time to Kill the Turtle

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