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Jeremy Allen White Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Parenthood
Tagged: Fuck You, Questions, Anger
“I'm just I'm just saying, all right, I'm pointing out that the only reason we think we're in Florida is because that's what they told us, right? I mean, that's the only reason we have to believe that.”
— Joseph Shrier, Homecoming, Season 1: Pineapple
Tagged: Is This Reality Real?
“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: Requiem for a Slut
Tagged: Handjobs
“So you're saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Frank the Plank
Tagged: When You Mess Up With Your Girlfriend, Fucking Up, In The Dog House
“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans. ”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Female Ejaculation, Sex
“You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher,
Tagged: Tried, Helping, soothing
“I'm washing dishes, and Carl's got a scholarship. The world's upside-down.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Upside Down World
“Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It's time we get a piece of the action.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Too Big Too Fail, Working Class Anger
“All teenagers are sex addicts.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Summertime
Tagged: Teenage Wildlife, hormones, Sex
“Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 6: Refugees
Tagged: Politics, Libertarianism
“When you're poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The American Dream
Tagged: poor, Hustle, Making Money When You're Poor
“I'm not my dad. You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad!”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: Can I Have a Mother
Tagged: Parenting, father, Genetics
“I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 5: Tell Me You F**king Need Me
Tagged: chances, opportunities, Success
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