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Jensen Ackles Quotes

Total quotes: 56
“Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Dog Dean Afternoon
Tagged: Sunglasses, Blind People, Douchebags
“Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they're real.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Crossroad Blues
Tagged: Breast Implants, Secretaries, Kayaks
“You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns, too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Houses of the Holy
Tagged: Unicorns, Rainbows, Sarcasm
“'Course, there's nothing more dangerous than some a-hole who thinks he's on a holy mission.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
Tagged: self-righteous, mission, danger
“Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagen.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Criss Angel Is A Douchebag
Tagged: Snakes, Evil, Volkswagen
“Dean: We're humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad...we lie.


Castiel: Why?



Dean: Because. That's how you become president.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Free to Be You and Me
Tagged: lying, Prevarication, humans, President
“Dean: How do you feel?


Sam: Like I got hit by a...planet.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Mannequin 3
Tagged: Hangover
“We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Devil May Care
Tagged: Fight, Make Out, mixed signals
“Somebody goes over Niagara in a barrel, you gonna jump in and try to save them?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Crossroad Blues
Tagged: Niagara Falls, Savior Complex
“Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.


Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa? [shudders]”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Croatoan
Tagged: Waitress, Tampa, dumb
“Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is gonna sell like hotcakes.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Family Remains
Tagged: Homicide, Home Sales
“You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Death's Door
Tagged: Nervous Laughter, stupidity
“Dean: I'm not a demon any more.

Cole: Were you a demon when you murdered my father?

Dean: No.

Cole: Then you're still a monster.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Girls, Girls, Girls
Tagged: Demons, monsters, Murder
“The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We're stronger together than apart.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: The Werther Project
Tagged: Stronger Together, Universe
“Just a couple hours ago, I killed Death. I'm pretty much open for anything.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire
Tagged: Death, Murder
“Sam: Goodnight, jerk.

Dean: 'Night, bitch.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Baby
Tagged: Bitch, Goodnight, Jerk
“That's crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: In My Time of Dying
Tagged: Carpe Diem, Fighting Spirit, Resistance
“You're gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you're compensating for something.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
Tagged: Witch Hunts, Compensation
“Mary: Why does an angel want me dead?


Dean: [uncomfortably] 'Cause they're dicks.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: The Song Remains the Same
Tagged: Angels, Dicks
“Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Tagged: Scuzzy, bars, Strip Clubs, Chili Dogs, Cirrhosis, Debauchery, Decadence
“Yeah, you know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my piehole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Meet the New Boss
Tagged: Drinking, Cartoon Porn, Gluttony, Hopelessness
“You're a doctor. You're a medical professional. You're trying to tell me that my brother's life is in God's hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort? God has nothing to do with this equation at all.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Tagged: doctors, God's Hands
“Dean: All right, well, let's gear up. It's wabbit season.

Castiel: I don't think you pronounced that correctly.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Hunteri Heroici
Tagged: Pronunciation, Silly Wabbit
“Well, there's pretty much what we do know, that they screwed with financial markets, they helped Hitler get started, along with god knows what else—probably disco.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Dark Dynasty
Tagged: Hitler, Financial Markets, Disco
“Come on, man, I know Sam, OK, better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Hunted
Tagged: Guilt, Porn, Internet, Conscience
“Dean: Sam, put the gun down.


Sam: Is that an order?



Dean: No, it's more of a friendly request.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Asylum
Tagged: Guns, Standoff, Friendly Request, orders
“Dean: You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?

Sam: No.

Dean: Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Asylum
Tagged: Murder, awkward
“Dean: So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.

Sam: Occasionally I miss boring.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Route 666
Tagged: Boring
“Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.


Dean: [after thinking hard] Don't objectify me.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Red Sky at Morning
Tagged: Objectification, Angry Sex
“I am your flesh-and-blood brother, OK? I'm the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Hello, Cruel World
Tagged: Flesh and Blood, brothers, Kickass
“There's no higher power, there's no God. There's just chaos and violence and random, unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere. It rips you to shreds.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Houses of the Holy
Tagged: Higher Power, God, Chaos, Violence, Evil
“C'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we...we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Yellow Fever
Tagged: monsters, Fear, crazy
“Michelle: How exactly do you talk to an evil scary death machine?

Dean: Easy. I die.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Red Meat
Tagged: Evil Scary Death Machine
“I think the world's gonna end bloody. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin'.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: Jus in Bello
Tagged: Fighting Spirit, End of World, Bloody
“If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: No Rest For the Wicked
Tagged: Mortality, Last Day, Socially Awkward, Anxiety
“Yeah, well, if you were a six-hundred-year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn't you go for a hot cheerleader? I would. Mmm.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
Tagged: Vampires, Hags, Cheerleaders
“I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: The Monster at the End of this Book
Tagged: Singularity, Self-Referential, Laundromat
“Haley: Must you cheapen the moment?


Dean: Yeah.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Wendigo
Tagged: Sarcasm
“Next time you want to get laid...find a girl that's not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Shadow
Tagged: Laid, crazy
“I mean, accidents just don't happen accidentally.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: My Heart Will Go On
Tagged: Accidents
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