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Jenny Slate Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“It looks like I'm just going to keep getting really really happy and sad and embarrassed and excited and disappointed for the rest of my life, so let's do that.”
— Jenny Slate, "I Ordered Four Pizzas And Ripped Into A Bong" || Jenny Slate Talks SNL
Tagged: Life Truths, So It Goes, Words of Wisdom, How To Deal With Failure
“I feel like a turtle that just got roller skates and realized that things can be fast. ”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Turtle , Roller Skates, Fast, Simile Examples
“Boss man, I wanna go home early. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.”
— Mona-Lisa, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: London, Part 1
Tagged: boss, Manager, Hang on, Quit
“I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”
— Mona-Lisa, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 5: Bailout
Tagged: Understand, no, Start a fire, bathroom
“When you get separated from somebody that you actually care about, it is the destruction of a belief system. That is really, really sad.”
— Jenny Slate, The Year of Living Publicly
Tagged: Breakups, Breaking Up, Heartbreak, heart
“But please, don't make me regret opening my heart to you.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Obsessed
Tagged: Open Your Heart, Regret, heart
“I'm likable, that's my thing.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: Likeable , Kind
“The truth is the truth, and I was a champ.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Truth, Champ
“I'm a turtleneck as a person.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Similie Examples, Turtleneck
“I have to be horny. No one’s going to take this horniness away.”
— Jenny Slate, The Unbearable Horniness Of Being Jenny Slate
Tagged: LOL, sexuality, Horniness, Horny
“I have to keep going. And no one can ever take away the dream.”
— Jenny Slate, Sorrow Is Not The Same As Pessimism
Tagged: Dreams, Life, Sorrow, Mental Health
“Please come close enough so that I can see you, and then I will try to do the rest for both of us, because I have not learned my lesson yet and do not possess the faith to believe in the partner who does his side of the thing. But I would love it if you would, because that would be dreamy and then I would also have that faith. I will give you every single treat.”
— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
Tagged: Love, sweet, romance
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