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Jennifer Celotta Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: The Duel
Tagged: Sentence, Going, Hope, Start, lost
“About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Beach Games
Tagged: Sick, Symptoms, Concerned, Sick Day
“You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 5: The Duel
Tagged: Learn Your Rules, Nursery Rhymes
“I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Beach Games
Tagged: beautiful memory, Staff, New York, suck
“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4: Goodbye, Toby
Tagged: Cheating, Don't Cheat
“Bros before ho**. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho*. And you told her she was the only ho* for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho* no mo.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: A Benihana Christmas
Tagged: Bros before hoes, Code, heart, Love
“I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: Frame Toby
Tagged: Tried, Friend, Simile Examples, evil snail, Scream 2, Neve Campbell, Lessons, Movies
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