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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“Nick: What happens in Death at the Library?

Audrey: They died.”
— Audrey Spitz, Murder Mystery
Tagged: Witty Dialogue
“It all goes back to awareness and knowing better and then making a simple shift in habit.”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Green Book: The Everyday Guide to Saving the Planet One Simple Step at a Time
Tagged: World, Awareness, habits, habits change you, Life, environment, Environmentalism
“Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN’T ‘happen to every guy,’ and it IS a big deal!


Chandler: I KNEW it!”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One with the Jellyfish
Tagged: Impotence, erectile dysfunction
“Fuck you. Don't drag America into this. They've got enough shit to deal with. ”
— Alex Levy, The Morning Show, Season 1: In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3
Tagged: America, Deal With , Overwhelmed
“Alex: I'm sorry you're such an asshole.

Mitch: Me too.”
— Alex Levy, The Morning Show, Season 1: In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3
Tagged: upset, Diss
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your ability to feel the pain.”
— Jennifer Aniston, 15 One-Sentence Dating Tips from Celebrities
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what?!

Chandler: Um, OK. The fifth dentist caved and now they're ALL recommending Trident?”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One with all the Poker
Tagged: Dentists, Trident, Facetious
“I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.”
— Jennifer Aniston, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One On The Last Night
“Rachel: So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends?

Ross: Yeah.

Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less, so...”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One with all the Poker
Tagged: Ya-Yas, IKEA
“I am a journalist. You don't have to spoon-feed me this shit.”
— Alex Levy, The Morning Show, Season 1: In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3
Tagged: Journalist, Spoon-Feed
“You know, I think America is tired of Twitter fighting.”
— Alex Levy, The Morning Show, Season 1: In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3
Tagged: Twitter, America, fights, Fighting
“Our star was built on chemistry and you just blew it up!”
— Alex Levy, The Morning Show, Season 1: In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3
Tagged: Star, chemistry, blow up, metaphor example
“I might actually lose him.”
— Brooke Meyers, The Break-Up
Tagged: Vulnerable Moments, Relationship Ending
“I got off the plane.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 10: The Last One
“What’s hard to sustain is some ideal that it’s perfect. That’s ridiculous. What’s fantastic about marriage is getting through those ebbs and flows with the same person, and looking across the room and saying, ‘I’m still here. And I still love you.’ You re-meet, reconnect.”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Marriage
“Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where Joey Speaks French
Tagged: Dating, Love, The One
“Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes.”
— Jennifer Aniston, 15 Emotional Break-up Quotes from Female Celebrities
Tagged: Lonely, Confused, upset, H4D-11
“I think there are many people, many soul mates. It’s out there. It will happen. There’s an amazing man that’s wandering the streets right now who’s the father of my children... When I hear people say that they would never do it again, it’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Why would you ever close your heart down?”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Divorce
“Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I’m also doing really well. I’d be a robot if I said I didn’t feel moments of anger, of hurt, of embarrassment… [but] You joke and say, ‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Divorce
“Audrey: Okay. What's that? Charles 

Cavendish: That is the Quince dagger. 
Chinese steel, jewels from across the Orient. A gift to the family from Marco Polo. Or so the legend says. 

Audrey: God. Nick's grandmother gave us a toaster from Sears. Or so the legend says.”
— Audrey Spitz, Murder Mystery
“[On Brad Pitt divorce] 

There are many stages of grief. It’s sad, something coming to an end. It cracks you open, in a way—cracks you open to feeling. When you try to avoid the pain, it creates greater pain. I’m a human being, having a human experience in front of the world. I wish it weren’t in front of the world. I try really hard to rise above it.”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Divorce, Grief
“Rachel: Chandler wrote something about me on that paper and I want to see it!

Ross: Chandler, isn't that the short story you were writing?

Rachel: Short story? And I'm in it? I want to read it!

Ross, Joey, Chandler: NO!

Joey: Why don't you read it to her?

Chandler: It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there... A lonely grey couch…‘OH LOOK!’ cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 2: The One with the List
Tagged: fairy tales, short stories
“Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.”
— Rachel Green, Friends, Friends Season 10: The Last One
“I love Brad [Pitt]; I really love him. I will love him for the rest of my life. He’s a fantastic man. I don’t regret any of it, and I’m not going to beat myself up about it. We spent seven very intense years together; we taught each other a lot—about healing, and about fun. We helped each other through a lot, and I really value that. It was a beautiful, complicated relationship. The sad thing, for me, is the way it’s been reduced to a Hollywood cliché—or maybe it’s just a human cliché.”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Divorce
“It's all in the past. This doesn’t kill you. You move on. You can’t let the devastation of a divorce take over and win—let it make you this bitter, closed-off, angry, skeptical person. Then you’re just falling victim to it. You don’t want to shut your heart down. You don’t want to feel that when a marriage ends, your life is over. You can survive anything. Compared to what other people are surviving out there in the world, this is not so bad, in the grand scheme of things. Human endurance is unbelievable. Think of what mothers of soldiers have to rise above! Everything’s relative.”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Divorce
“To live in a victim place is pointing a finger at someone else, as if you have no control. Relationships are two people; everyone is accountable. A lot goes into a relationship coming together, and a lot goes into a relationship falling apart. She'd say, 'Even if it's 98 percent the other person's fault, it's 2 percent yours, and that's what we're going to focus on.' You can only clean up your side of the street.”
— Jennifer Aniston, The Unsinkable Jennifer Aniston
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Relationship, Break Up
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