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Jeff Woolnough Quotes

Total quotes: 31
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Tornado, Doom
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level.

Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”
— Zelda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“I know you’re scared, Sabrina. Because all women are taught to fear power. Own it.”
— Madam Satan, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Fear, Women, Power
“Susie: The Fly is about body dysmorphia.

Harvey: Isn’t it about a guy who turns into a giant fly?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: The Fly, Body Dysmorphia, Literal, obvious
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: proud, Arrested, vatican, bomb plot
“Ambrose: Aunt Dee, are you crying?

Zelda: Pollen.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Crying, pollen
“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: texas chainsaw massacre
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Sabrina: Someone is suing me?

Aunt Hilda: The Dark Lord.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Lawsuit, Dark Lord
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too?

Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”
— Father Blackwood, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: daughters, Orphans
“I have reservations about saving myself for the Dark Lord. Why does he get to decide what I do or don't do with my body?”
— Aunt Hilda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Dark Lord, Autonomy
“Harvey: Are you going to do something here?

Nick: I am, farm boy.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: farm boy
“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan?

Sabrina: All contact sports.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Football, Fans, contact sports
“Sabrina: Who would do such a thing?

Madam Satan: Men.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Misandry
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Ambrose: Can I help you?

Madam Satan: I’m looking for someone. Not you.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: sick burn
“And this is no place for a man. And that very much includes you.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Misandry
“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”
— Dr. Cerberus, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: costume
“Some days, some nights I dream that I am walking into the Greendale woods, in the peak of dry season with a lit torch in each hand so that I’d watch the whole forest burn, like so much kindling. Have a lovely little sleep, my darling.”
— Hilda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Dream, Arson
“I’m done being a coward.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: coward, Brave
“The witches are coming.”
— Diana, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Witches
“My name is Sabrina Spellman and I will not sign it away.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Standards
“There’s no fixing it, Sabrina. You’ve opened Pandora’s Box.”
— Aunt Hilda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: hopeless, Pandora's Box
“There’s no flying in my life without you, Sabrina Spellman.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Flying, Codependency
“Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Witch Law, innocent until proven guilty, Opposite
“Prudence: Careful, Nicky, or she’ll cocktease you the way she did the Dark Lord.

Nick: Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time, Pru?

Prudence: I don’t know, Nicky. Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?”
— Prudence, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: cocktease, Dark Lord, Bitch, warlock, Slut
“He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Dreams, Dream Come True
“I’m not an abomination, Sabrina. And I won’t be one.”
— Susie, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: abomination
“Give it here. I'll make it quick. Hilda can fashion it into a purse.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Crafts, purse
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