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Jeff Schaffer Quotes
Birthplace: | Cleveland, Ohio, United States |
Educated At: | Harvard University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Film Director, Screenwriter |
Spouse: | Jackie Schaffer |
Total quotes: 44
Jeff Schaffer
BirthnameBirthplace: Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Educated At: Harvard University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Film Director, Screenwriter
Spouse: Jackie Schaffer
Total quotes: 44
“We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.”
Tagged:
Puerto Ricans, Festive
“Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
Tagged:
Breakups, Coke Machines
“You see what's going on here? You're attracted to him because he can't remember anything about you.”
Tagged:
Aloofness, Attraction
“Andre: [wearing a fedora] I'm a doctor and there's a medical emergency. I need to get on the flight.
TSA Guard: I don't believe you, and a doctor wouldn't wear that hat.”
TSA Guard: I don't believe you, and a doctor wouldn't wear that hat.”
Tagged:
Fedora, fedoraphobia
“Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.”
Tagged:
Homelessness, Bum
“I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's a regifter!”
Tagged:
Regifting
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