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Jeff Martin

Jeff Martin Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Jeff Martin

Birthname

AKA: Jeff Martin

Educated At: Harvard University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter

Spouse: Suzanne Martin

Total quotes: 5

“Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!

Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.”

— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart the Daredevil

Tagged: difficult, Sassy, name, engraved, bar stool

“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”

— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah

Tagged: Morons, pathetic, Stealing, Money, hopeless, cretins

“Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.”

— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Dead Putting Society

Tagged: Words of Encouragement, sound, Believe, I believe in you

“Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?

Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.

Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.”

— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer's Barbershop Quartet

Tagged: record, album, Surprised, remember, Memory, TV

“My pudding is trapped forever.”

— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge

Tagged: Pudding, trapped, bottom of cup

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