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Jayne Cobb Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“I’m no good with words. Don’t…don’t use ’em much myself.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: Jaynestown
Tagged: Words, Loquaciousness, Silent Type
“Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed 'em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: Bushwhacked
Tagged: Murder, blood boiling
“These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: killers, Cuddly
“Jayne: We're sittin' put for a funeral?

Mal: Yes, Jayne. That's exactly what we're gonna do. Not gonna have these people lookin' over my shoulder once we're gone. I ain't sayin' there's any peace to be had, but on the off chance there is, those folks deserve a little of it.

Inara Serra: Just when I think I've got you figured out.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: Bushwhacked
Tagged: funeral, Peace
“Jayne: [as Lund raises a gun] Hey, hey, hey, them ain't kosherized rules.

Lund: I'm thinkin' somebody needs to put you down, dog. What do you think?

Mal: I'm thinking we'll rise again.

[Serenity rises into view behind them]

Wash: [over loudspeaker] Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.
[door opens and Jayne, Zoe and Mal run onto the ship; watching the men from the bar retreat inside, Mal waves goodbye as the door closes]

Jayne: Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.
[laughing] 'Blow a new crater in this moon.'”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: yokels, kosher, crater, Moon, Guns
“Jayne: [the three of them are playing Chinese checkers; to Mal] Your move.

[Mal jumps four marbles]
Zoë: That's a bold move.

Mal: I live on the edge.
[Zoe jumps six of his marbles]

Jayne: Nice work, dumbass.

Mal: [as Zoe chuckles] I've given some thought to moving off the edge. Not an ideal location. Might get a place in the middle.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: chinese checkers
“Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal…[breathing becomes a little more labored]…and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can't change that by getting all... bendy.

Wash: All what?

Jayne: [starts swaying] You've got the—the light from the console...keep you, lift you up. They shine like...[starts grabbing at the air like he's trying to catch something]…little angels...[Jayne falls flat on his face]

Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Simon: I told him to sit down.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Drunk, Drugged, Chain of Command
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