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Jay Saunders

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[first lines of "'A Ride in the Park']
Biker: [answering headset] Hey, babe!

Biker's Girlfriend: Don't 'hey babe' me, Mike Sullivan. We're supposed to be having breakfast.

Biker: Yeah, but it's a beautiful day; I just want to take the bike out for a spin.

Biker's Girlfriend: I wanted you to take me for a spin. You know, you ride that bike more than you ride me.

— Biker (Jay Saunders), V/H/S/2

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