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Jay Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“This guy? He's nasty, tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here? Sweet, refreshing. But when these two get together, bad news. Kind of like you and me.”
— Jay, Degrassi, Season 4: Eye of the Tiger
Tagged: Nasty, tastes like fire, Bad News, sweet, Refreshing
“In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.”
— Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: spank the monkey, world gone mad
“Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?”
— Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: bus tickets, free stuff, Shit
“[singing outside the Stop N Go]
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls.”
— Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: teabagging, finger-banging, balls, asshole
“James Van Der Beek: [about 'Dawson's Creek'] You actually watch that show?

Jay: Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine. Did you ever get to third base with her?

James Van Der Beek: Well, actually there was this one time...”
— Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Dawson's Creek, Third Base
“[deleted scene]
Hooker #1: Hey, little man! You want some of this?

Hooker #2: How 'bout you, big boy?

Hooker #1: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY.

Jay: Oh, yeah? How nasty?

Hooker #2: As nasty as you want to be, papi.

Jay: Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick your finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. [stunned silence]

Hooker #1: Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return! [both hookers leave]

Jay: What? You said 'nasty'! [to Silent Bob] Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up.”
— Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Hookers, Ass Play, Nutsack, Dixie Cup, Hollywood, Stuck-Up
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