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Jason Segel Quotes
Birthday: | January 18, 1980 |
Birthplace: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Actor |
Total quotes: 16
Jason Segel
BirthnameBirthday: January 18, 1980
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Actor
Total quotes: 16
“If I have just one sip of wine, by the end of the evening I'll be, like, rimming waiters for their tips, just to get me hands on a rock. You know what I mean?”
Tagged:
Alcoholism, Alcohol
“I believe in God, man. I’ve seen him. I’ve felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham baby!”
Tagged:
Rock N' Roll Life, Rock God
“Nick: Your dad's makin' you go to the dance? What's that all about?
Ken: Who's your dad? Hitler?”
Ken: Who's your dad? Hitler?”
Tagged:
Hitler, Overstatement
“Lemme just say that, if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!”
Tagged:
Oral Sex
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