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Jason Mantzoukas

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Jason Mantzoukas Quotes

Total quotes: 6

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Jason Mantzoukas

Birthname

Birthday: December 18, 1972

Birthplace: Nahant, Massachusetts, United States

Educated At: Middlebury College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Podcaster, Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 6

“Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami. ”

— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Rankings

Tagged: gay, Bi, sexuality

“I may have bitten off more than I can fuck.”

— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: My Furry Valentine

Tagged: Bitten off more than I can chew , Sex

“Boys are animals, full of cum and fury.”

— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too

Tagged: boys, Animals, cum, fury

“My balls are about to shit.”

— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too

Tagged: balls, dramatic

“Teach me the ways of your kingdom.”

— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 4: Four Stories About Hand Stuff

Tagged: Teach, Kingdom

“Jay: I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98. 6 degrees not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There's another slit in the back, but that's only for my birthday.

Maury: This kid might be a genius.”

— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 1: Sleepover

Tagged: pillows, This Kid Is A Genius

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