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Jason Bateman Quotes

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“Sometimes people make decisions, shit happens, and we gotta act accordingly.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Kaleidoscope
Tagged: Decisions, Act Accordingly, act, Choice, actions, swearing, Cursing, explicit
“You see, the hard reality is how much money we accumulate in life is not a function of who's president or the economy or bubbles bursting or bad breaks or bosses. It's about the American work ethic. The one that made us the greatest country on Earth.


It's about bucking the media's opinion as to what constitutes a good parent. Deciding to miss the ball game, the play, the concert, because you've resolved to work and invest in your family's future. And taking responsibility for the consequences of those actions.


Patience.


Frugality.


Sacrifice.


When you boil it down, what do those three things have in common? Those are choices. Money is not peace of mind. Money's not happiness. Money is, at its essence that measure of a man's choices.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Sugarwood
Tagged: Money, What Is Money, American Work Ethic
“Hypothetically, scale of one to ten, how difficult would it be for someone to disappear?”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Sugarwood
Tagged: Hypothetical, Scale, difficult, Disappear, joke, Snarky, Sketchy
“You see, the hard reality is how much money we accumulate in life is not a function of who's president or the economy or bubbles bursting or bad breaks or bosses.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Sugarwood
Tagged: hard reality, Money, accumulate, Life, function, Economy, Bosses, bad breaks
“The only way anyone ever not loses anything. We need large numbers of money and then we need to buy all the people.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 4: The Beginning of the End
Tagged: Money, Buy, Win
“Money is not peace of mind. Money is not happiness. Money is, at its essence, that measure of a man’s choices.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Sugarwood
Tagged: Money, Peace Of Mind, Happiness, Essence, measure of success, Success
“This is our life now. I can stay here. I can talk about our feelings. Or I can go take care of stuff and make sure that we don't die, okay?”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 2: Outer Darkness
Tagged: Taking Care Of Business
“I'm just saying that any decision made, big or small, has an impact around the world.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Kaleidoscope
Tagged: Decisions, Butterfly Effect
“Lindsay: You invited the Veals? 

Michael: Only so that they'll disapprove of us.”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 2: Meat the Veals
Tagged: Pre-Engagement
“Michael: Oh, God, look at us. Crying like a couple of girls. 

Gob: Aw, you're the only one crying. ”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 2: The Righteous Brothers
Tagged: Crying Like Little Girls
“We are not husband and wife anymore. We’re just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Blue Cat
Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, Relationship, Busiiness, Partners, Parenting, Co-Parenting, Partnership, Children, kids
“Why am I the only one that seems to get how much trouble this family is in?”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 1: Top Banana
“Michael: You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.

Lindsay: The wetlands.

Michael: To do what with them?

Lindsay: Dry them.

Michael: Save them.”
— Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 1: Charity Drive
Tagged: Wetlands, charity
“You just ruined our lives.”
— Terry Maitland, The Outsider, Season 1: Fish in a Barrel
Tagged: Lives, ruin, Blame, upset
“You sentimentalize property, you can kiss profits goodbye.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Tonight We Improvise
Tagged: sentimentality, property, kiss, goodbye, Profits, Business, Logical, Advice
“People deserve a second chance, just like businesses.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: My Dripping Sleep
Tagged: Second Chance, Deserve, chances, Businesses, simile, Business
“A family is like a small business.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Blue Cat
Tagged: Simile Examples, Family, Small Business
“That dirty money is too clean.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Tonight We Improvise
Tagged: dirty money, Clean
“Most people just have a fundamentally flawed view of money.”
— Marty Byrde, Ozark, Season 1: Sugarwood
Tagged: Fundamentally flawed, Flawed, Money, Business, Wealth
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