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Jason Alexander Quotes
AKA: | Jay Alexander |
Birthday: | September 23, 1959 |
Birthplace: | Newark, New Jersey, United States |
Educated At: | Boston University, Boston University College Of Fine Arts |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Magician, Singer, Stage Actor |
Total quotes: 186
Jason Alexander
BirthnameAKA: Jay Alexander
Birthday: September 23, 1959
Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey, United States
Educated At: Boston University, Boston University College Of Fine Arts
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Magician, Singer, Stage Actor
Total quotes: 186
“George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Tagged:
condoms, Abstinence
“Russell Dalrymple: So, what have you guys come up with?
Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
George: May I…?
Jerry: Go ahead.
George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Russell Dalrymple: Nothing?
George: Nothing!
Russell Dalrymple: What does that mean?
George: The show is about nothing!”
Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
George: May I…?
Jerry: Go ahead.
George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Russell Dalrymple: Nothing?
George: Nothing!
Russell Dalrymple: What does that mean?
George: The show is about nothing!”
Tagged:
Nothing, Minimalism
“I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.”
Tagged:
Sexual Harassment, Fantasies
“Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They—they didn't move.”
Tagged:
Pigeons, Animal Abuse
“This thing is like an onion. The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.”
Tagged:
Conspiracy, Onions
“All right. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again!”
Tagged:
Self-deprecation
“It's like a magic trick. Sometimes I think it would be easier to bend a spoon mentally than to make that transformation.”
Tagged:
Impotence, erectile dysfunction
“You're giving me the ‘it's not you, it's me’ routine? I invented ‘it's not you, it's me.’ Nobody tells me it's them not me; if it's anybody, it's me.”
Tagged:
Breakups, It's Not You It's Me
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