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Jared Padalecki Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“Sam: Were you racing me?

Dean: No. I was kicking your ass.

Sam: Very mature.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The Third Man
Tagged: Racing, mature, Kicking Ass
“Crime Scene Tech: What are the feds doing here?

Sam: Oh, we're specialists. They call us in to answer the questions of mouth-breathing dick monkeys.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Tagged: Feds, Dick Monkeys
“Sam: [concerning God] All current indications of His presence are...that there are no current indications of His presence.

Rowena: Well dear, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of hell.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: O Brother Where Art Thou?
Tagged: God, atheism, Hell
“Sam: Just try to relax.

Dean: Just try to shut up.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Phantom Traveler
Tagged: Sarcasm, relax, shut up
“You're a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when Dad sold his soul for you? 'Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted and broken. And now you go and do the same thing...to me. What you did was selfish.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 3: The Magnificent Seven
Tagged: Hypocrisy, selfishness
“No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: 99 Problems
Tagged: Drinking, Gambling, Premarital Sex, Vices
“Sam: A dentist drilled a guy to death.

Dean: You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: You Can't Handle the Truth
Tagged: Drilling, Double Entendres, Dentists
“Some people are just born tortured. So when they die, their spirits are just as dark.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Provenance
Tagged: Tortured, spirits, Death
“Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.


Dean: It wasn't perfect until after she died.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Dark Side of the Moon
Tagged: Marriage, Rose-Colored Glasses
“Sam: He's singing 'Stairway to Heaven' right now.

Dean: Good song.

Sam: Not 50 times in a row.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Out With the Old
Tagged: Stairway to Heaven, Earworms
“Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häagen-Dazs or something.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Heart
Tagged: Häagen-Dazs, Necrophilia, Cannibalism
“Mr. Benson: Her name was...Jasmine.

Sam: She was a stripper?

Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Sex and Violence
Tagged: Strippers, Jasmine, Stripper Names
“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Hollywood Babylon
Tagged: spirits, Bad Movies, Sucks
“It's not what I meant. I meant Michael. [pauses] He'll always know that there are things out there in the dark. He'll never be the same, you know? Sometimes I wish that...I wish I could have that kind of innocence.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Something Wicked
Tagged: Darkness, Fear, Innocence
“Sam: So, this job as glamorous as you thought it would be?

Jo: Well, except for all the pee-your-pants terror, yeah, sure.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: No Exit
Tagged: glamor, Terror, Involuntary Urination
“Sam: Go to Hell.

Alastair: Oh, if only I could. But they just keep sending me back up to this Arctic craphole.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Death Takes a Holiday
Tagged: Hell, Arctic, Disappointment
“Rebel a little bit...in a healthy, non-satanic way.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Swap Meat
Tagged: Rebellion, healthy, Satanic
“Getting my ass kicked by those Juggalos was therapeutic.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie
Tagged: Juggalos, Therapeutic
“Vesta: What's wrong with you?


Sam: [worried and surprised] What?


Vesta: Your liver. It's...it's no good. Dear boy, you're all duct tape and safety pins inside. How are you alive?”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Rock and a Hard Place
Tagged: Bad Liver, Safety Pins
“Sam: The reversed cross has been used by Satanists for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the sixties.



Dean: [looks at Sam strangely] This is exactly why you never get laid.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Hell House
Tagged: Satanism, Upside-Down Cross, San Francisco, Sigil, Laid
“Sam: So, Dean, uh...are we gonna talk about this, or what?


Dean: About what? Yeah, I lied, but you were being an infant.



Sam: Wow. Even for you, that apology sucked.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Stairway to Heaven
Tagged: Apologies, Infantile
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