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Jared Gilman

Jared Gilman

Birthname

Birthday December 28, 1998

Birthplace New Jersey, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Sam Shakusky

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Sam: Those sons of bitches, they got him right through the neck.

Suzy: Was he a good dog?

Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Murder sons of bitches

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It's not an accomplishment badge; I inherited it from my mother. It's not meant for a male to wear, but I don't give a damn.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

accomplishment badge unmanly

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Sam: What happened to your hand?

Suzy: I got hit in the mirror.

Sam: Really? How did that happen?

Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Frustration self-harm

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Sam: Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down.

Suzy: Hmm. That's a good idea. It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Home Remedies hot head

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Suzy: It feels hard.

Sam: Do you mind?

Suzy: I like it.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

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Sam: I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one.

Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.

Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.

Suzy: I love you, too.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Family Dysfunctional Family

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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

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We're not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.

— ATF Agent (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2)

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Michael: So, Chidi, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Chidi: It's frowned upon.

Michael: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?

— Michael, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek

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If my father could kill people, then, I reasoned, anyone could be a killer.

— Jenn Carson, My Struggle To Find Peace As The Daughter Of A Serial Killer

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Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.

Gus: That's impossible.

Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.

Gus: Oh.

— Burton 'Gus' Guster (Dule Hill), Psych, Season 8: The Break-Up

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You, your race, invented murder. Invented killing for sport, greed, envy. Its man's one true art form.

— Number Six (Tricia Helfer), Battlestar Galactica, Season 2: Fragged

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The day America will take such decision to execute Mohammed and any others it would have taken a decision to execute whoever we capture.

— Osama bin Laden, Timeline: Messages from bin Laden

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Making a murderer or the first Serial? I need to know which murder thing to be obsessed with. Thanks.

— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com

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Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls.

— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com

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I’m utterly insane and I like to dissect girls.

— Patrick Bateman (Bret Easton Ellis), American Psycho (Vintage Contemporaries)

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If you fear something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s probably going to kill you.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

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Mary started to scream, and then the curtains parted further and a hand appeared, holding a butcher's knife. It was the knife that, a moment later, cut off her scream.

And her head.

— Robert Bloch, Psycho: A Novel

Death Blood Murder

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Come on fella, suicide's stupid; why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people?

— Rich Jepson, The Walking Egghead - A Walking Dead Quiz Book

Suicide Murder Death

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But the best hunt is human. Oh, there's nothin' like it. Holdin' their life in your hands. Seein' the fear in their eyes just before they go dark. Makes you feel powerful alive.

— Pa Bender (John Dennis Johnston), Supernatural, Season 1: The Benders

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My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 2: The Usual Suspects

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There was no deal. You killed my boy.

— Hugh Glass, The Revenant

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I only kill professionals.

— James Bond, The Living Daylights

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This is bad. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.

— Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill), Married... with Children, Season 5: Oldies but Young 'Uns

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Larry Harvey: I'm trying very hard not to judge you.

Dr. Ben Harmon: Me? You murdered your entire family.

Larry Harvey: Yes. But I was never unfaithful.

— Ben Harmon (Dylan Mcdermott), American Horror Story, Murder House: Home Invasion

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