Jared Gilman Quotes

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Jared Gilman

Jared Gilman

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Birthday December 28, 1998

Birthplace New Jersey, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Sam Shakusky

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Sam: Those sons of bitches, they got him right through the neck.

Suzy: Was he a good dog?

Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Murder sons of bitches

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It's not an accomplishment badge; I inherited it from my mother. It's not meant for a male to wear, but I don't give a damn.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

accomplishment badge unmanly

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Sam: What happened to your hand?

Suzy: I got hit in the mirror.

Sam: Really? How did that happen?

Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Frustration self-harm

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Sam: Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down.

Suzy: Hmm. That's a good idea. It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Home Remedies hot head

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Suzy: It feels hard.

Sam: Do you mind?

Suzy: I like it.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

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I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.

— Sam, Moonrise Kingdom

Love Sincerity Honesty Young Love Silly

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Sam: I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one.

Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.

Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.

Suzy: I love you, too.

— Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman), Moonrise Kingdom

Family Dysfunctional Family

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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

— Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

Death Murder Patience

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Michael: So, Chidi, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Chidi: It's frowned upon.

Michael: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?

— Michael, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek

Murder Crime Philosophy Ethics Irreverent

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If my father could kill people, then, I reasoned, anyone could be a killer.

— Jenn Carson, My Struggle To Find Peace As The Daughter Of A Serial Killer

Serial Killers Healing PTSD Murder Homicide

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We're not going to let them commit suicide, even if we have to kill them.

— ATF Agent (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2)

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Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.

Gus: That's impossible.

Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.

Gus: Oh.

— Burton 'Gus' Guster (Dule Hill), Psych, Season 8: The Break-Up

M&Ms candy Mix Up Confused Murder

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You, your race, invented murder. Invented killing for sport, greed, envy. Its man's one true art form.

— Number Six (Tricia Helfer), Battlestar Galactica, Season 2: Fragged

Race invented Murder Sport Killing true art

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The day America will take such decision to execute Mohammed and any others it would have taken a decision to execute whoever we capture.

— Osama bin Laden, Timeline: Messages from bin Laden

Middel East The Linking of Violence Murder Violence

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If you fear something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s probably going to kill you.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches Freedom Murder

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Mary started to scream, and then the curtains parted further and a hand appeared, holding a butcher's knife. It was the knife that, a moment later, cut off her scream.

And her head.

— Robert Bloch, Psycho: A Novel

Death Blood Murder

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[to David] You think you're some heroic prince? Please. You're nothing but the son of a shepherd. I should've killed you when I could. And now... now I can!

— Regina Mills / Evil Queen (Lana Parrilla), Once Upon a Time, Season 2: Broken

Prince Shepherd Murder

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Come on fella, suicide's stupid; why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people?

— Rich Jepson, The Walking Egghead - A Walking Dead Quiz Book

Suicide Murder Death

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Making a murderer or the first Serial? I need to know which murder thing to be obsessed with. Thanks.

— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com

Murder Television obsessions

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Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls.

— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com

crime shows Murder obsessions trends

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[to Michael] So, Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated.

— Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

Assassination Murder

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Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No.

Mad Sweeney: Murderer?

Stranger: Not recently.

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: Head Full of Snow

Murder Rape criminal Dark Humor Cheeky

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Lasky: Has your father ever killed anyone?

Rusty: Just a dog. Oh, and my Aunt Edna.

Clark: Hey you can't prove that, Russ.

— Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon's Vacation

Murder reasonable doubt

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Hector the Toad: You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?

Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

— Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface

Cash Murder Defiance

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Shichiroji: Kikuchiyo, what on earth are you doing?

Kikuchiyo: I can't kill a lot with one sword!

— Kikuchiyo (Toshiro Mifune), Seven Samurai

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