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What do women and modern computers have in common?
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy.

— Jannica_is_a_whore, What do women and modern computers have in common?

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Cool URIs don't change.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Professional Web 2.0 Programming

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There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop. Police say it was a drive buy

— lepusfelix, There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop

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Although I cannot move and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind I am free.

— Stephen Hawking, Stephen Hawking: An Unfettered Mind

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Excited to get this new Netflix logo burned into my computer monitor. I was tired of watching the old one.

— Stephen Colbert, via Twitter

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When somebody has learned how to program a computer … You're joining a group of people who can do incredible things. They can make the computer do anything they can imagine.

— Tim Berners-Lee, MATLAB Programming for Biomedical Engineers and Scientists

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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.

— Alan Turing, COMPUTING MACHINERY AND INTELLIGENCE

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My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus. It has stopped twerking.

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How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.

— Unknown, 30 Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Actually Make You LOL

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Jai Wilcox: Datatech, It's a computer security clearance. It's like comic-con for nerds.

Annie Walker: Isn't that just comic-con?

— Annie Walker (Piper Perabo), Covert Affairs, Season 1: Communication Breakdown

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The computer in your cell phone today is a million times cheaper and a thousand times more powerful and about a hundred thousand time smaller than the one computer at MIT in 1965.

— Stephen Hawking, Bank 3.0: Why Banking Is No Longer Somewhere You Go But Something You Do

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The one constant is thirty years of business flying is watching other people play solitaire. Windows to iOS, some things never change.

— Chris Anderson, via Twitter

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Your full size bed is filled with magazines, your computer, and crumbs. Basically everything but a warm human body.

— Ryan O'Connell, 12 Signs That You Need To Get Laid

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What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.

— Hyuna_The_Hyena, What does a baby computer call its father?

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Interview by Kris Herbst for Internet World (June 1994)

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Anyone who slaps a ‘this page is best viewed with Browser X’ label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Web Standards: Mastering HTML5, CSS3, and XML

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I liked the idea that a piece of information is really defined only by what it's related to, and how it's related. There really is little else to meaning. The structure is everything.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Weaving the Web: The Original Design and Ultimate Destiny of the World Wide Web

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The internet is a great way to get on the net.

— Bob Dole, Karl Moore's Visual Basic .NET: The Tutorials

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What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ? Nothing.

— MJAMPLIFY, What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ?

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She is water: soft enough to offer life, tough enough to drown it away.

— Rupi Kaur, milk and honey

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I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.

— John Steinbeck, East of Eden (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)

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I’ve chosen to financially empower myself so that I never have to be ducking predators and chasing trophies.”

— Ellen Pompeo, Ellen Pompeo, TV's $20 Million Woman, Reveals Her Behind-the-Scenes Fight for "What I Deserve"

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When she awoke, the world was on fire.

— Scott Westerfeld, Uglies

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'Modesty is invisibility,' said Aunt Lydia. 'Never forget it. To be seen, to be SEEN, is to be,' her voice trembled, 'Penetrated. What you must be, girls, is impenetrable.'

— Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid's Tale

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She was a ghost of a girl, hauntingly beautiful, wonderfully lost—breaking hearts and crying holy water tears.

— Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things (Michael Faudet)

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