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What do women and modern computers have in common?
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy.

— Jannica_is_a_whore, What do women and modern computers have in common?

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Cool URIs don't change.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Professional Web 2.0 Programming

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There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop. Police say it was a drive buy

— lepusfelix, There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop

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My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus. It has stopped twerking.

— porichoygupto, My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

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How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.

— Unknown, 30 Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Actually Make You LOL

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What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.

— Hyuna_The_Hyena, What does a baby computer call its father?

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What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ? Nothing.

— MJAMPLIFY, What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ?

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The internet is a great way to get on the net.

— Bob Dole, Karl Moore's Visual Basic .NET: The Tutorials

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The one constant is thirty years of business flying is watching other people play solitaire. Windows to iOS, some things never change.

— Chris Anderson, via Twitter

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Although I cannot move and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind I am free.

— Stephen Hawking, Stephen Hawking: An Unfettered Mind

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The computer in your cell phone today is a million times cheaper and a thousand times more powerful and about a hundred thousand time smaller than the one computer at MIT in 1965.

— Stephen Hawking, Bank 3.0: Why Banking Is No Longer Somewhere You Go But Something You Do

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Your full size bed is filled with magazines, your computer, and crumbs. Basically everything but a warm human body.

— Ryan O'Connell, 12 Signs That You Need To Get Laid

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Interview by Kris Herbst for Internet World (June 1994)

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Anyone who slaps a ‘this page is best viewed with Browser X’ label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Web Standards: Mastering HTML5, CSS3, and XML

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I liked the idea that a piece of information is really defined only by what it's related to, and how it's related. There really is little else to meaning. The structure is everything.

— Tim Berners-Lee, Weaving the Web: The Original Design and Ultimate Destiny of the World Wide Web

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Excited to get this new Netflix logo burned into my computer monitor. I was tired of watching the old one.

— Stephen Colbert, via Twitter

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When somebody has learned how to program a computer … You're joining a group of people who can do incredible things. They can make the computer do anything they can imagine.

— Tim Berners-Lee, MATLAB Programming for Biomedical Engineers and Scientists

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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.

— Alan Turing, COMPUTING MACHINERY AND INTELLIGENCE

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She is water: soft enough to offer life, tough enough to drown it away.

— Rupi Kaur, milk and honey

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Good-looking girls break hearts, and good-hearted girls mend them.

— Mignon McLaughlin, The Complete Neurotic's Notebook

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In reality, pregnancy medical care seemed to be one long list of rules.

— Emily Oster, Thinking About Pregnancy Like an Economist

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there is a quality about women who choose
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in their
gentle hearts.

— Charles Bukowski, Open All Night

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Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Wink

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She's a mess of gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.

— Charles Bukowski, via GoodReads

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She wears darkness as a queen wears a crown: proud, confident, beautiful and above all meant only for her.

— Sophia Carey, WNQ-Writers via Tumblr

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There were girls who would tear you apart with their lips.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night

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Weren’t women allowed to be sexist for the next two thousand years or so, until they’d evened up the score?

— Liane Moriarty, The Husband's Secret

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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

— Margaret Thatcher, 50 Classic Quotes About Why Women Are Better Than Men

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She felt dangerously powerful, she loved, she knew love, everything else paled.

— Anne Delbée, Camille Claudel

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I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.

— John Steinbeck, East of Eden (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)

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She looks sad. She looks angry. She looks different from everyone else I know—she cannot put on that happy face others wear when they know they are being watched. She doesn’t put on a face for me, which makes me trust her somehow.

— Matthew Quick, The Silver Linings Playbook: A Novel

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When she awoke, the world was on fire.

— Scott Westerfeld, Uglies

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She was a ghost of a girl, hauntingly beautiful, wonderfully lost—breaking hearts and crying holy water tears.

— Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things (Michael Faudet)

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