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What do women and modern computers have in common?
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy.
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What do women and modern computers have in common?
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My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus. It has stopped twerking.
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How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.
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What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed ? Nothing.
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