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Jane Lynch Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“We're dealing with children, they need to be terrified, it's like mother’s milk to them—without it their bones won't grow properly.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Vitamin D
Tagged: Children, Discipline, Mother's Milk
“You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Wheels
Tagged: Baywatch, body shaming
“Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. I am engorged with venom and triumph.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Hell-O
Tagged: Revenge, venom, Triumph
“I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Journey to Regionals
Tagged: Banality, Legend, Arrogance
“I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: empowerment, Cheerios, Fear, Terror
“I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Sectionals
Tagged: Marriage, hairstyle, Lesbian, Revenge
“'Fear' is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's 'make your mamas proud' time!”
— Sergeant Calhoun (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Encouragement, Peptalk
“Books feed me.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Panty Pose
Tagged: Books, Nourish , food
“Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?

Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?”
— Lucy Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: community service, Attempted Murder
“I need a nice trim butt to be attracted to a man.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Trim, attracted, Desirable
“Darkness enveloped me like an old mink coat.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Darkness, upset, Similie Examples, mink
“Destroying a book is like...destroying a whole world.”
— Diana Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 12: Surface Tension
Tagged: Book Burning
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