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Jane Lynch Quotes

Total quotes: 20
“We're dealing with children, they need to be terrified, it's like mother’s milk to them—without it their bones won't grow properly.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Vitamin D
Tagged: Children, Discipline, Mother's Milk
“You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Wheels
Tagged: Baywatch, body shaming
“Bringing down this club may be easier than I thought. I am engorged with venom and triumph.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Hell-O
Tagged: Revenge, venom, Triumph
“I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Journey to Regionals
Tagged: Banality, Legend, Arrogance
“This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Acafellas
Tagged: disaster, armpits, body odor, Tanning, Failure
“I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: Curly Hair, Birds, disgusting
“I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: empowerment, Cheerios, Fear, Terror
“I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Sectionals
Tagged: Marriage, hairstyle, Lesbian, Revenge
“'Fear' is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's 'make your mamas proud' time!”
— Sergeant Calhoun (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Encouragement, Peptalk
“Books feed me.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Panty Pose
Tagged: Books, Nourish , food
“ The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”
— Sergeant Calhoun (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Selfish, Cautionary Tale
“Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?”
— Sergeant Calhoun (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Rude, introduction
“You're a star, for now. She's going to be a goddamn legend.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Marvelous Radio
Tagged: Star, Legend, Famous
“Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?

Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?”
— Lucy Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: community service, Attempted Murder
“My Jell-O was disappointing.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Kind of Bleu
Tagged: Jell-O, Sad, Disappoinment
“Dreams are our life force.”
— Constance Carmell, Party Down, Season 1: California College Conservative Union Caucus
Tagged: Dreams, Life, Life Force
“Lucy Bobby: So how was your day driving with you father?

Ricky Bobby: Well, let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.”
— Lucy Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: crystal gayle, dick
“I need a nice trim butt to be attracted to a man.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Trim, attracted, Desirable
“Darkness enveloped me like an old mink coat.”
— Sophie Lennon, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Darkness, upset, Similie Examples, mink
“Destroying a book is like...destroying a whole world.”
— Diana Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 12: Surface Tension
Tagged: Book Burning
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