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Jane Krakowski Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 5: Chain Reaction Of Mental Anguish
Tagged: Relationship, Sharks, Simile Examples, Intercourse, Sex
“Jack: Jenna, I need to speak with you.

Jenna: Jack, I did not hit that Asian page! I was just swinging my arm and she walked into me. Twice.”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Tagged: Assault, Alibis, Asian
“Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.

Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
— Cousin Vicki, National Lampoon's Vacation
Tagged: Going Steady, French Kissing, Incest
“Jacqueline Voorhees: I look so sad. What filter is this?

Kimmy Schmidt: None! Hash brown no filter!”
— Jacqueline Voorhees / White, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Goes to the Doctor!
Tagged: photo filters, Sad, Hash brown
“Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day, but she knows what she did”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Tagged: feud, Raven Symone, knows what she did
“Kenneth: Ma’am, this is a wild animal. You can’t treat it like a person.

Jenna: No, he’s happy. His costume is hiding his erection.”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: The Natural Order
Tagged: Wild Animal, erection, costume
“You are a useless girl. Useless.”
— Mrs. Dickinson, Dickinson, Season 1: Because I could not stop
Tagged: useless, Girl, Waste
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