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Jamie Farr

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Jamie Farr Quotes

Total quotes: 4

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Jamie Farr

Birthname

Birthday: July 1, 1934

Birthplace: Toledo, Ohio, United States

Political Parties: Republican Party

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Actor, Jugadora De La Pelota

Total quotes: 4

“If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!”

— Maxwell Klinger, M*A*S*H, Season 5: End Run

Tagged: Absurd

“Klinger: What's this morning's breakfast?

Trapper: Last night's dinner.

Klinger: Great, that was yesterday's lunch.”

— Maxwell Klinger, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Aid Station

Tagged: Dinner, Lunch, breakfast, Monotony

“If I had all the answers, I'd run for God.”

— Maxwell Klinger, M*A*S*H, Season 4: The Interview

Tagged: God, Omniscience

“It's no contest: neither one of you. You guys don't even make the first cut. I'm trying to tell my uncle what kind of a place I work in: doctors, nurses saving lives. Well, I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture. There's a priest writing war ditties, and a snooty Major who pays me twenty bucks to follow him out in the woods and watch him blow up a pigeon with a landmine. And if that doesn't do it for ya, I got a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage. All you two guys do is walk around all day telling jokes. What the hell's so funny about that? [returns to writing his letter] Ya see, Unc? It's no wonder I never got a Section Eight; there's nothing special about me. Everybody here is crazy.”

— Maxwell Klinger, M*A*S*H, Season 8: Dear Uncle Abdul

Tagged: crazy, everyone is crazy, Section 8, Letters Home

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