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James Gandolfini

James Gandolfini

Birthname

Birthday September 18, 1961

Birthplace Westwood, New Jersey, United States

Death June 19, 2013

Manner of Death Natural Causes

Educated At Rutgers University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Tony Soprano

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Jesus fuckin' Christ. How come every piss I take is a fuckin' news story?

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 2: Big Girls Don't Cry

Paranoia tabloid news publicity

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Tony Soprano: Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam.

Carmela Soprano: Well, I didn't marry a cartoon character.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 5: Long Term Parking

Popeye Cartoon Characters

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?

Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 1: Pax Soprana

ball breaker Women Misogyny Wife Daughter mother

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Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What line of work are you in?

Tony Soprano: Waste management consultant.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 1:

Mafia Waste management

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I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit out of that guy, I went to the class, I told them how tough my father was.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 1: Down Neck

Father Son Relationships Pride beating Violence

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I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 1: College

Waste management Mafia Euphemisms

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Bobby Baccilieri: To the victor, belongs the spoils.

Tony Soprano: Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass?

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 2: Do Not Resuscitate

to the victor fat fuckin' ass

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Tony Soprano: I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk, and you loved it.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well you threw that at me like a rock.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 2: Funhouse

Dreams dirty dirty dreams Fuck

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Tony Soprano: So, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Carmela Soprano: I don't know if you're gonna see it that way. I have asked you to lunch to tell you I'm filing for divorce.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 5: Unidentified Black Males

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Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm havin' a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.

Silvio Dante: Yeah, so what's the difference? (Compared to when Tony was married)

Tony Soprano: I dunno, it's the mindset.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 5: Rat Pack

Single Life Fucking married Mindset

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Tony Soprano: All due respect to New York, I don't think you should be tellin' my uncle how ta run things.

Johnny Sack: You think I got the balls ta drive in from New York and tell your uncle how he should run his family? I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did that, huh?

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 1: Pax Soprana

Statue of Liberty New York Mob Mafia

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Tony Soprano: I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.

Bobby Baccilieri: What do you mean?

Tony Soprano: What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 2: Do Not Resuscitate

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Meadow: Who invented the Mafia?

Tony: What?

Meadow: La cosa nostra, who invented that?

AJ: Who cares?

Meadow: Wasn't it Salvatore Luciana, better known as Charlie “Lucky” Luciano, who organized the five families? Lucchese, Gambino, Bonnano, Profaci.

Tony: Is there somethin' you wanna say to me?

Meadow: I just like history, like you, dad.

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 1: The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti

Mafia La Cosa Nostra italian mob History

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Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want?

Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?

Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?

Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture?

Tony Soprano: Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off.

Carmela Soprano: How do you know who sucks whose cock? What, you got a little secret?

— Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), The Sopranos, Season 5: Sentimental Education

fag Homophobia Cock

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Royal: Everyone's against me.

Pagoda: It's your fault, man.

Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me.

— Royal Tenenbaum (Gene Hackman), The Royal Tenenbaums

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I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me!

— Major Franklin Marion Burns (Larry Linville), MAS*H, Season 1: Germ Warfare

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"All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was."
"No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that."

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough.

— Susanne Modeski (Signy Coleman), The X-Files, Season 5: Unusual Suspects

X-Files Paranoid Paranoia

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And I think more often than not, people took my shyness as me thinking that I was too good to be part of the group. And maybe this is just a part of the paranoia aspect of having anxiety, but either way, these reactions made me want to crawl even deeper into my shell and never come out.

— Krystal Naval, Read This If You Struggle With Social Anxiety (And Feel Terribly Alone)

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As he crossed the entry hall, he had the feeling that the house was swallowing him alive.

— Richard Matheson, Hell House

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What am I scared of? I'm scared of the same thing that you are, everything.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Trip (Part 2)

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