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James Gandolfini Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Jesus fuckin' Christ. How come every piss I take is a fuckin' news story?”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 2: Big Girls Don't Cry
Tagged: Paranoia, tabloid news, publicity
“Tony Soprano: Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam.

Carmela Soprano: Well, I didn't marry a cartoon character.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Long Term Parking
Tagged: Popeye, Cartoon Characters
“Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?

Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, The Sopranos Season 1: Pax Soprana
Tagged: ball breaker, Women, Misogyny, Wife, Daughter, mother
“Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What line of work are you in?

Tony Soprano: Waste management consultant.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, The Sopranos Season 1: The Sopranos
Tagged: Mafia, Waste management
“I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit out of that guy, I went to the class, I told them how tough my father was.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, The Sopranos Season 1: Down Neck
Tagged: Father Son Relationships, Pride, beating, Violence
“I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, The Sopranos Season 1: College
Tagged: Waste management, Mafia, Euphemisms
“Bobby Baccilieri: To the victor, belongs the spoils.

Tony Soprano: Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass?”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 2: Do Not Resuscitate
Tagged: to the victor, fat fuckin' ass
“Tony Soprano: I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk, and you loved it.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well you threw that at me like a rock.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 2: Funhouse
Tagged: Dreams, dirty, dirty dreams, Fuck
“Tony Soprano: So, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Carmela Soprano: I don't know if you're gonna see it that way. I have asked you to lunch to tell you I'm filing for divorce.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Unidentified Black Males
Tagged: Divorce
“Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm havin' a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.

Silvio Dante: Yeah, so what's the difference? (Compared to when Tony was married)

Tony Soprano: I dunno, it's the mindset.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Rat Pack
Tagged: Single Life, Fucking, married, Mindset
“Tony Soprano: All due respect to New York, I don't think you should be tellin' my uncle how ta run things.

Johnny Sack: You think I got the balls ta drive in from New York and tell your uncle how he should run his family? I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did that, huh?”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, The Sopranos Season 1: Pax Soprana
Tagged: Statue of Liberty, New York, Mob, Mafia
“Tony Soprano: I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.

Bobby Baccilieri: What do you mean?

Tony Soprano: What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 2: Do Not Resuscitate
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Meadow: Who invented the Mafia?

Tony: What?

Meadow: La cosa nostra, who invented that?

AJ: Who cares?

Meadow: Wasn't it Salvatore Luciana, better known as Charlie “Lucky” Luciano, who organized the five families? Lucchese, Gambino, Bonnano, Profaci.

Tony: Is there somethin' you wanna say to me?

Meadow: I just like history, like you, dad.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, The Sopranos Season 1: The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti
Tagged: Mafia, La Cosa Nostra, italian mob, History
“Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want?

Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?

Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?

Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture?

Tony Soprano: Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off.

Carmela Soprano: How do you know who sucks whose cock? What, you got a little secret?”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Sentimental Education
Tagged: fag, Homophobia, Cock
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