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James D. Parriott Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Apparently my credit rating is lower than that of most convicted felons.”
— Daniel Meade, Ugly Betty, Season 1: Swag
Tagged: Credit, rating, Low, convicted felons
“I'm gonna dunk my balls in your mouth. You're gonna gag. I'm gonna laugh. We'll be best friends forever.”
— Alex "Tig" Trager, Sons of Anarchy, Season 1: Patch Over
Tagged: balls, Gross, BFF
“I wish there were a rulebook for intimacy. Some kind of a guide that can tell you when you've crossed the line.”
— Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy, Season 1: No Man's Land
Tagged: Intimacy, Rulebooks
“Intimacy is a four-syllable word for ‘Here are my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger, and enjoy.'”
— Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy, Season 1: No Man's Land
Tagged: Intimacy, vulnerability, Hamburger
“Dearest Jules, sisterly advice, volume seven: when I say my love life’s at a standstill, I’m not asking you to mail me a solution. I told you, I’m okay.”
— Emma Brody, The American Embassy, Season 1: China Cup
Tagged: Sisterly Advice, Sisters, Snarky, love life, sex toy, vibrator, solution, Mail, humor
“Auggie Anderson: Okay. Drink till you're sloppy and mix your bets. Remember, you gotta lose without looking like you're trying.

Annie Walker: The way I play? It shouldn't be a problem.”
— Annie Walker, Covert Affairs, Season 1: I Can't Quit You Baby
Tagged: Drink, Sloppy, Bets, Lose, play
“You're letting her think you're emotionally available. You're letting her think she has a chance. And there is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance when you really don't.”
— Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy, Season 2: Enough is Enough
Tagged: False Hope, Chance, Leading On, emotionally available
“It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy...penises.”
— Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy, Season 2: Enough is Enough
Tagged: Penises, Stupid Boy Penises
“My college campus has a magic statue. It's a longstanding tradition for students to rub its nose for good luck. My freshman roommate really believed in the statue's power and insisted on visiting it to rub its nose before every exam....Studying might have been a better idea, she flunked out at sophomore year. The fact is, we all have little superstitious things that we do....If it's not believing in magic statues, it's avoiding sidewalk cracks or always putting our left shoe on first. Knock on wood....Step on a crack, break your mother's back....The last thing we want to do is offend the gods.”
— Dr. Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy, Season 2: Superstition
Tagged: College, campus, Magic, Statue, Superstition
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