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Jake Johnson Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Kai: I hate this. I just wanna sit around and do nothing, but that is not hot.
Nick: That's hot to me. You add some sweatpants to that and that is better than porn.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, Season 4: Girl Fight
Tagged: Relationship Goals, Lazy days, Couple Goals
“Hey everyone I'm Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-marine...I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Pepperwood
Tagged: Pizza Jokes, Chicago Impersonations
“I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Quick Hardening Caulk
Tagged: Life, Adventures, Mistakes
“I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Neighbors
Tagged: Aging, Personality, Growing Up
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Halloween
Tagged: Regrets, Mistakes, Memories
“Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Pepperwood
Tagged: Jokes for Writers, Name that Font
“She's got that giant heart that's part compass and part flashlight and she's just the greatest person I have ever met.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 6: San Diego
Tagged: sweet, Love
“I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.”
— Principal Dadier, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, gay
“I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.”
— Nick Miller, House, Season 1: Kids
Tagged: Exercise, healthy, eating
“Look at those horny horny hippos.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, Season 7: About Three Years Later
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Animal Jokes
“It’s a weird life, but it’s where I’m at right now.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 6: House Hunt
Tagged: Life, Weird
“Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Re-launch
Tagged: Life, Misery, It Gets Better
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