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Birthday: | February 26, 1916 |
Birthplace: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
Death: | June 24, 1987 |
Manner of Death: | Natural Causes |
Political Parties: | Republican Party |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Musician, Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 47
Jackie Gleason
BirthnameBirthday: February 26, 1916
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Death: June 24, 1987
Manner of Death: Natural Causes
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Musician, Screenwriter
Total quotes: 47
“I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.”
“Ralph Kramden: Two thousand dollars, Alice! That's big, big, big! This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“Ralph Kramden: Nobody's one hundred percent, Alice.
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Tagged:
insults
“Ralph: [to Norton] Hey, what does 'icky' mean?
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Tagged:
icky
“Ralph: What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Tagged:
Fishing, Fat-Shaming
“[to Alice's mother; shouting] You—are a blabbermouth! A blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth! Out!”
Tagged:
Blabbermouth, Mother in Law
“Ralph Kramden: There isn't room in this place for you and me!
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“You just decided for me, Alice. You just decided for me! I'm going on 'The $64,000 Question'. And do you know why? 'Cause I'm an expert in one of their categories: Aggravation!”
Tagged:
$64000 Question, aggravation
“I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality....So I knew that I had to create some characters.”
Tagged:
Acting
“In the old days, if a button fell off of Lawrence Welk’s shirt, that was enough to start a party.”
Tagged:
Drink
“Ralph: From here on in, we are deadly enemies. I don't want to see ya, I don't want to talk to ya, I don't want to have nothing to do with ya. If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side!
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Tagged:
enemies, Fat-Shaming
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