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|Birthday:||February 26, 1916|
|Birthplace:||Brooklyn, New York, United States|
|Death:||June 24, 1987|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes|
|Political Parties:||Republican Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Musician, Screenwriter|
Birthday: February 26, 1916
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Death: June 24, 1987
Manner of Death: Natural Causes
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Musician, Screenwriter
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Alice: I don't know the latest developments? Who is it that lets your pants out every other day?”
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Ed Norton: Yeah, they forget their relatives.”
Ed Norton: My mother-in-law coming! Boy, compared to her coming, the invasion of locusts was a boon to mankind!
Ralph Kramden: Don't start, Norton. Don't try to compare your mother-in-law with my mother-in-law, 'cause you got a lose. It's no match.”
Ralph: Wait a minute. What do they mean by 'address the ball'?
Ed Norton: How should I know? That's what it says here.
Ralph: Well, read a little further. Maybe it explains it.”