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Jack Mendelsohn

16 quotesComics Artist · Born Nov 8, 1926 · United States Of America · Male

Jack Mendelsohn (November 8, 1926 – January 25, 2017) was an American writer-artist who worked in animation, comic strips and comic books. An Emmy-nominated television comedy writer and story editor, he had numerous credits as a TV scripter, including Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, Three's Company, The Carol Burnett Show and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Among his work for feature films, he was a co-screenwriter of Yellow Submarine (1968). In 2004, the Animation Writers Caucus of the Writers Guild gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award. 2Personal life His father was an agent for cartoonist-animator Winsor McCay, and during Mendelsohn's childhood in Brooklyn, he was an avid reader of cartoonist Stan MacGovern's off-beat New York Post comic strip, Silly Milly, an obvious influence on Mendelsohn's cartoon style. Dropping out of high school, Mendelsohn joined the Navy and after World War II, he contributed gag cartoons to The Saturday Evening Post and other magazines. Mark Evanier reported Jack Mendelsohn died of lung cancer on the evening of January 25, 2017. 2Jackys Diary In the late 1950s and early 1960s, while living in Mexico City, he wrote and drew his innovative comic strip, Jackys Diary. It began January 11, 1959, continuing until 1961. The Sunday-only strip is regarded by many comics buffs as one of King Features most novel and clever humor strip

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From “Yellow Submarine”

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.

Albert Einstein Relativity

John: Break the glass. George: We can't! Paul: It's Beatle-proof. John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!

beatle-proof

A thing of beauty; destroy it forever!

beauty Destroy

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.

Albert Einstein Relativity

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory. George: Oh, right. John: Relatively speaking, that is.

Albert Einstein Relativity

Hee, hee hee hee hee! Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii.

Sadism schadenfreude pompeii

Old Fred: Hey, what would your friends be doing here? Ringo: Displaying. Old Fred: Displaying what? Ringo: Dis-playing around.

Puns

I am the ego man, goo goo g'joob.

egg man ego man i am the walrus

Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.

Pepperland Paradise

Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.

Liverpool Lonely saturday night

If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about.

Prose Poetry Clueless

Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever. Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now. Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born 'Liver-pooler.'

lever Pun Liverpool

[singing] When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?

when i'm 64 valentines losing my hair

John: It's blue glass. Ringo: Must be from Kentucky.

blue glass bluegrass Kentucky Puns

George: Hey! There's a Cyclops! Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes. John: Must be a 'bicycle-ops' then. Ringo: There's another one. John: A whole ‘cyclopedia'!

Cyclops Puns

Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein! Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister. Old Fred: His sister? Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.

frankenstein phyllis frankenstein

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