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Jack Handey

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Total quotes: 2

Jack Handey

Birthname

Birthday: February 25, 1949

Educated At: University Of Texas At El Paso

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Comedian, Screenwriter

Total quotes: 2

Illustrated art for this quote: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”

— Jack Handey, What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit

Tagged: Funny Quotes, Family, Death, Terrible Jokes, Funny, Dark Jokes

“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.”

— Jack Handey, Deeper Thoughts, All New

Tagged: Deep Thoughts, Lava, hopeless, Letting Go

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