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J. Elvis Weinstein

J. Elvis Weinstein Quotes

Total quotes: 5

J. Elvis Weinstein

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Birthday: May 21, 1971

Occupations: Television Actor, Screenwriter, Television Actor & Sex Girl, Abusador, Television Y Vivirá Siempre Enamorada De Luis Miguel

Total quotes: 5

“Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer?

Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.

Neal: Alcohol?

Bill: Yeah.”

— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs

Tagged: Non-Alcoholic Beer, Alcohol

“Why don't you go pick on someone your own size? There's a bus in the parking lot.”

— Frank Kowchevski, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Noshing and Moshing

Tagged: size, Parking Lot, Bus-Sized

“You know what punkers don't do? Call themselves punkers.”

— Jenna Zank, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Noshing and Moshing

Tagged: Punkers, Punk Rockers, Misnomer, Unhip

“Daniel Desario: What, so it's my fault that you left your stuff in my car?

Kim Kelly: No, it's your fault that you're the most unreliable person ever.

Daniel Desario: Well, you're certainly reliable, you're always a BITCH!”

— J. Elvis Weinstein, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Noshing and Moshing

Tagged: Bitch, Reliable, Unreliable

“Harold: I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.

Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.

Harold: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.”

— Harold Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs

Tagged: Punk, punk rock, Sex PIstols, Elvis Presley, Paradise

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