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Ike Barinholtz

Ike Barinholtz

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Birthday February 18, 1977

Birthplace Chicago, Illinois, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

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That is just a whole lot of pretty in a whole lot of crazy.

— Griggs (Ike Barinholtz), Suicide Squad

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You just graduated from gassy stump to warrior dad.

— Wayne Edwards (voice) (Ike Barinholtz), Bless the Harts, Season 1: Hug N' Bugs

graduated Gassy Stump Dad Fatherhood

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Just a dumb-ass stump, doing nothing but farting oxygen.

— Wayne Edwards (voice) (Ike Barinholtz), Bless the Harts, Season 1: Hug N' Bugs

Stump Fart Oxygen

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Related quotes to Ike Barinholtz tagged Pretty, Crazy

Tai: Do you think she’s pretty?

Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet.

Tai: What’s a monet?

Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Clueless

Pretty Monet Painter Metaphor Examples

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I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.

— Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Prophecy Girl

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You look pretty but you sound like a lie.

— Yrsa Daley Ward, YRSA DALEY-WARD on Twitter

Pretty Appearance Lie Perception Judgment

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A great guy makes you feel pretty by the way he treats you and the things he says to you. That’s the type of guy you want to have around. He makes you feel good about yourself. To him, you’re hot, no matter how you feel about yourself. And that’s a good thing.

— Blaine Barrington, Signs He’s Boyfriend Material

Boyfriend Material Hot Attractive Pretty

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Someone said to me, 'You’re too pretty to be single.' I said, 'No, I’m too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.'

— Anxiety, via twitter.com

Cheating Pretty Lies

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You’re a pretty girl. This is New York City, there’s like a billion people outside that door.

— Tom, How to Be Single

Pretty plenty of fish New York City

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Apologies are like dandelions, Mr. Amberson. They’re pretty enough, and they sprout up fast, but they don’t have much substance.

— Mia Mimi Corcoran (Tonya Pinkins), 11.22.63, Season 1: Other Voices, Other Rooms

Apologize Apology Dandelions Flowers Weeds simile Metaphor Pretty Substance

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A Hermes scarf. How pretty. I'm sure my cleaning lady will love it.

— Wilhelmina Slater (Vanessa Williams), Ugly Betty, Season 1: Icing on the Cake

Hermes scarf Pretty cleaning lady

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Sometimes people like to paint a rosy color on things when the truth isn't really very pretty.

— Dee Dee Blanchard (Patricia Arquette), The Act, Season 1: Teeth

Rosy Truth Pretty Expectation Reality

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Well, I'll keep drinkin'
And you'll keep gettin' skinnier
I'm just like you
Only prettier

— Miranda Lambert, Only Prettier

Drinking Skinnier Pretty

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Who cares about pretty? I'm going for noticeable.

— Veronica Roth, Divergent (Divergent Series)

Pretty noticeable Attention beauty

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A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile.

— Margi Preus, West of the Moon

smiling Pretty beauty

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We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

— Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion), Firefly, Season 1: Serenity

Vanity Pretty God Death

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It's not cute when she keeps wanting to know how pretty she is.

— Malia Griggs, 8 Things He Never Wants You to Do in Bed

Never Do During Sex compliments Pretty Begging

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Screw pretty. I'd rather be strong. Pretty fades over time. Strength gets you through the bad shit.

— Thea Harrison, Oracle's Moon (A Novel of the Elder Races)

strength Pretty beauty

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If you’re gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

— Marilyn Monroe, The Most Beautiful Women in History

Two-Faced Pretty Personalities Good Bad Two-Sided

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[after singing 'When You Wish Upon a Star'] Pretty, huh? I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that, about a wish comin' true, do ya? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind.

— Jiminy Cricket (voice) (uncredited) (Cliff Edwards), Pinocchio

Pretty when you wish upon a star

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You miss this? Lists of made-up problems. No woman was ever rich enough, young enough, pretty enough, good enough.

— Commander Fred Waterford (Joseph Fiennes)

Problems rich Pretty young

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In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

— Mac, Juno

Romantic Speeches Love romance Good Bad ugly Pretty

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, she said "get something that makes me look pretty, So I went out and got drunk.

— Mesoposty, I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, she said "get something that makes me look pretty"

Wife birthday Pretty Drunk

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You're so wise. And pretty. And wise.

— Fran (Lolly Adefope), Shrill, Season 1: Date

wise Pretty Compliment

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You know what? It's not my job to look pretty for you. I'll smile when I want to.

— Maddy (Julia Garner), Modern Love, Season 1: So He Looked Like Dad. It Was Just Dinner, Right?

Sassy Job Pretty

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