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Selling the house now would be like closing the barn door after the horses eat your children.

— Van Helsing (Severn Darden), Saturday the 14th

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A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach... His condition is now stable.

— Jinno69, A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

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Frowny face? All I've been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let's just stop before we both say something we'll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it's true.

— Tina Belcher (voice) (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Sacred Cow

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Here, Queen Elizabeth watches horses and horse-riders do horse-like things. She seems to be very focused and any other emotions she may be feeling are unclear.

— Lisa Ryan, The Emotional Journey of Queen Elizabeth at a Horse Show

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In France I got used to seeing men die. I never got used to seeing horses die.

— Tommy Shelby (Cillian Murphy), Peaky Blinders, Series 1: Episode 2

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Frau Blücher: Good night, Herr Doktor.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Good night, Frau Blücher. [horses whinny]

— Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (Gene Wilder), Young Frankenstein

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Girls is like horses—when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.

— Jake the Dog (John DiMaggio), Adventure Time, Season 5: Dungeon Train

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Men are fit to educate nothing but horses and dogs.

— Aaron Burr, The Private Journal of Aaron Burr

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Hey, look at that Abu. It's not often you see a horse with two rear ends.

— Aladdin (voice) (Scott Weinger), Aladdin

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It’s easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.

— Frederick Douglass, Family of abolitionist Frederick Douglass continues his legacy

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I can't stop you from growing up but I wouldn't miss it for the world

— Woody (voice) (Tom Hanks), Toy Story

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Children are tough, though we tend to think of them as fragile. They have to be tough. Childhood is not easy. We sentimentalize children, but they know what’s real and what’s not. They understand metaphor and symbol.

— Maurice Sendak, The Paternal Pride Of Maurice Sendak

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All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.

— Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

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When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability… To be alive is to be vulnerable.

— Madeleine L'Engle, Walking on Water: Reflections on Faith and Art

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Raising children is saving the world, one child at a time.

— Nancy Pelosi, Know Your Power: A Message to America's Daughters

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We have a choice about how we take what happens to us in our life and whether or not we allow it to turn us. We can become consumed by hate and darkness, or we’re able to regain our humanity somehow, or come to terms with things and learn something about ourselves.

— Angelina Jolie, Angelina takes professor to task for saying myth of Santa causes harms

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I have a life. A real life. I don't need to be defined by a husband or children to have a real life.

— Megan Hart, Dirty

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Adults follow paths. Children explore.

— Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

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I had two mothers, two childhoods, lived two different lives in two different cities. Maybe that's why I became two different people.

— Etta James, Rage to survive: the Etta James story

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When we are children we seldom think of the future. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few adults can. The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.

— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind: 10th Anniversary Deluxe Edition (Kingkiller Chronicle)

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When we are children we seldom think of the future. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few adults can. The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.

— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

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Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

— Daniel Tosh, Daniel Tosh: An Unauthorized Biography

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Strong women make strong societies. Nothing matters more to our future than the well being of women and children.

— Melinda Gates, Melinda French Gates - 2003 Powerful Voices Luncheon

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Don't let your ice cream melt while you're counting someone else's sprinkles.

— Akilah Hughes, Don't Let Your Ice Cream Melt

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3-year-old: screams

Me: What's wrong?

3: Pants.

Pants indeed.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

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