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Holly Schlesinger Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Can we roll down the windows? I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath.”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Family Fracas
Tagged: bad breath
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Tagged: Gross, Communicable Diseases, Holding Hands
“My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Tagged: Starving Children, Misery, Self-Pity
“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. 

Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Bed & Breakfast
Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans
“Don't have a crap attack!”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Bad Tina
Tagged: Crap Attack
“I need fresh faces. And fresh butts.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Mazel-Tina
Tagged: Fresh Faces, Fresh Butts
“Puberty, puberty, puberty. That's all I hear when you guys talk!”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Tagged: Puberty, hormones
“Mr. Ambrose: Ugggh! You've been a witch for what? Two days? Take it down a notch! You're playing with powerful forces; this is not kids' stuff.

Tina: I am powerful forces.

Mr. Ambrose: Witch, please!”
— Tina Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 7: Teen-a-Witch
Tagged: Witches, Evil, Kids' Stuff, Witch Please
“Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise just pooped in the pool?


Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel.




Linda: Awwww. My little grandoody.”
— Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Synchronized Swimming
Tagged: Portmanteus, Poop in the Pool, Jezebel, Grandoody
“No, no, no. I appreciate that you over-nighted them, your holiness. - Yes, I know it's expensive. - They're 2,000 years old, I know, I know! - What can I say, this is, uh, this is my fault. We went to yoga, and we had to sign up, and it was a whole- it was a... Anyway, tomorrow we'll make sure someone will be here to sign for it.”
— Special Father #1 (voice), Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil, Season 1: Dildo Factory
Tagged: yoga
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