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Henry Oldfield

Henry Oldfield Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Henry Oldfield

character

Total quotes: 6

“Henry: You fucker!

Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.

Henry: You wanker!”

— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep

Tagged: fucker, wanker, sperm sample

“Henry: What are you doing in here?

Angus Oldfield: You wouldn't understand.”

— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep

“Experience: You're a tree.

Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!”

— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep

Tagged: Tree, Fucking, Sheep

“Henry: Are you OK?

Experience: I won't be OK ever again.”

— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep

Tagged: ok

“[Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]

Experience: What is wrong with you?

Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.

Experience: Well, what's that?

Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!”

— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep

Tagged: ovinophobia, Therapist

“Henry: What's that?

Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?

Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh—yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.”

— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep

Tagged: hormones, Fucking, Aromatherapy, torture chamber

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