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Hector "Zero" Zeroni

Hector "Zero" Zeroni Quotes

Total quotes: 7

Hector "Zero" Zeroni

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Total quotes: 7

“I’m not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don’t like answering stupid questions.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Stupid, stupid questions

“Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell?

Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Shovel, Literal

“Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin’ of?

Zero: What?

Stanley: How fine this Mary Lou must’ve looked like in a bikini.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Bikini

“Zero: What do you think’s up there?

Stanley: I don’t know, a great big Frosty-Freeze?

Zero: Good, ’cause I could use a hot fudge sundae.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: hot fudge sundae, frosty-freeze

“Stanley: I feel really awkward with you reading over my shoulder like that, so...

Zero: I can’t read.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Illiterate

“Zero: You know, those stars look like a shovel to me.

Stanley: Exactly...Hector, I feel lucky.

Zero: [laughing] The onions have gone to your head.

Stanley: What do you say we dig one more hole?”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Onions, Shovel

“Zero: Did they have red X’s on them?

Squid: You got Zero to talk.

Armpit: Hey, yo—what else can you do, Zero?

[Zero looks at his food]

Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Mute

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