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Heath Seifert

Heath Seifert Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Heath Seifert

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Occupations: Screenwriter, Executive Producer, Television Producer

Total quotes: 3

“Kenan: [Runs to the store] What's up, Boss?

Chris: [stacking melons] You're late. Why do you always have to be *late* for work?

Kenan: Uh, I had a problem with my car.

Chris: You don't *have* a car.

Kenan: That's the problem!”

— Kenan Rockmore & Chris Potter, Kenan & Kel, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Cars, Work, broke

“Kenan: Listen. Man; think about how cool it's gonna be when we get our own car. No more waiting for the bus. No more walking to school in the now. And we get to go out on dates!

Kel: [pulls away repulsed] I don't wanna date you!

Kenan: Not me, man! Girls!

Kel: Oh, girls! [laughs]”

— Kenan Rockmore & Kel Kimble, Kenan & Kel, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Girls, Dating, Cars

“[Henry starts choking]

June: Ah, very good, Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking! Turning blue, [Henry gasping for breath] gasping for air [Henry gurgles] and clutching his throat.

June: If you ever see someone choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant, Mr. Foot.

June: Remember, guys, only nimrods choke, now, here’s two guys who never forget each others' birthdays, ‘Prometheus and Bob’.

Henry: You should really eat that before it gets soggy.”

— June (voice) / Henry (voice), KaBlam!, Season 3: More Happiness Than Allowed By Law

Tagged: Choking, Choking Victim

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